Mayan filmmaker offers photo as proof of aliens -


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How can you all be so dismissive? Look at this quote from the article:

"I certify that this monument presents no characteristics of Maya, Nahuatl, Olmec or any other pre-Hispanic civilization," he wrote. "It was created by an extraordinary and superior civilization with awesome knowledge of which there is no record of existence on this planet."

The dude CERTIFIES it! It MUST be true!
And if you can't trust the scientific analysis of the son of an actor with absolutely no background in anthropology whatsoever, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?


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Wait until they find my stick drawings in 1,000 years.
I'm waiting for them to unearth some of Picasso's work in about 8000 years.


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Yes... that's his son. Of course we can debate if one can feel shame in the hereafter, but my implication was that he'd be disappointed to know his son was promulgating nutty theories.
Ah, I hadn't realized that. Silly of me not to make the link given the names I suppose. Perhaps I need more coffee... or beer... or coffee beer!!!


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Buzz Beer! I miss the Drew Carey Show.


 

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Buzz Beer! I miss the Drew Carey Show.
As someone who makes his own beer, I'd love to find a recipe for a good Coffee Stout.


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As someone who makes his own beer, I'd love to find a recipe for a good Coffee Stout.
As someone who loves to drink beer, I would love to help you test it!


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As someone who makes his own beer, I'd love to find a recipe for a good Coffee Stout.
I have some friends who used to make their own beer. One of them made a lil boo boo and serendipitously invented a very nice brew we called a 'Pilsnorter'.


 

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Oh hey, here's something that doesn't quite fit in with our present understanding of history...

...MUST BE BECAUSE ALIENS!


C'mon. Really?
I'm not saying it was aliens...but IT WAS ALIENS!



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Aliens, much like alcohol, are the cause of and the solution to, most of life's problems.



 

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I'm waiting for them to unearth some of Picasso's work in about 8000 years.
" So like... could humans turn into gas, or something? wtf am I looking at?"


 

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so, years ago (these "monuments" have been known about for quite awhile), the theory was that the features on these monuments were Caucasoid, and that it pointed to western european explorers visiting south america much sooner then previously thought. or that the south americans had encountered western europeans "somewhere". we make pretty hefty assumptions on our historical accuracy even in times when records were not kept, and we do not easily let them go (faster then light particles??? no wayz!!!!). it's quite possible that the cultures that excelled at exploring were doing it much sooner then assumed..... but that would mean someone would have to change a text book or two, and that's just too much work!


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I'm stealing this! I have a coworker that pretty much believes it!



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I don't think the question should be if alien races exist, but if they have the technology to come here.


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I don't think the question should be if alien races have the technology to come here, but rather if they have the desire.


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I don't think the question should be if alien races exist, but if they have the technology to come here.
That's something I've been thinking about lately. Why do we assume that if there are aliens they must be orders of magnitude more technologically advanced than we are? It took our planet, serendipitously placed within a 'Goldilocks zone' around our sun with a fortuitous variety of natural mineral resources, somewhere on the order of 4.5 billion years to produce a sapient species. 95% of our species time on the planet has been spent hunting and gathering.

Looking at humanity from the perspective of geologic and evolutionary timescales, our species' technological progress over the past 100 years has been mind-boggling. In a single human lifetime we progressed from the first powered aircraft flight to putting a human being on another stellar object. We haven't yet developed FTL travel, why should we assume that we've been beaten to the punch?


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That's something I've been thinking about lately. Why do we assume that if there are aliens they must be orders of magnitude more technologically advanced than we are? It took our planet, serendipitously placed within a 'Goldilocks zone' around our sun with a fortuitous variety of natural mineral resources, somewhere on the order of 4.5 billion years to produce a sapient species. 95% of our species time on the planet has been spent hunting and gathering.

Looking at humanity from the perspective of geologic and evolutionary timescales, our species' technological progress over the past 100 years has been mind-boggling. In a single human lifetime we progressed from the first powered aircraft flight to putting a human being on another stellar object. We haven't yet developed FTL travel, why should we assume that we've been beaten to the punch?
Cuz all the tin foil hattters say we got all that tech from aliens to begin with. I'm not sure which crazy person we are supposed to listen to at the moment. When somebody finds out lemme know. I'll buy a t-shirt.


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That's something I've been thinking about lately. Why do we assume that if there are aliens they must be orders of magnitude more technologically advanced than we are? It took our planet, serendipitously placed within a 'Goldilocks zone' around our sun with a fortuitous variety of natural mineral resources, somewhere on the order of 4.5 billion years to produce a sapient species. 95% of our species time on the planet has been spent hunting and gathering.

Looking at humanity from the perspective of geologic and evolutionary timescales, our species' technological progress over the past 100 years has been mind-boggling. In a single human lifetime we progressed from the first powered aircraft flight to putting a human being on another stellar object. We haven't yet developed FTL travel, why should we assume that we've been beaten to the punch?
Because not all cultures start at the same time nor have the same rate of development? Look at all the setbacks we've had, like the Dark Ages, the burnings of the Library of Alexandria and Baghdad, the multitudes of wars, etc.

Also, look at all the mass extinction events our planet has experienced. Had something like the KT event not happened, there could've been sapient lizards here rather than sapient apes. Each one of those pushes the timeframe back.

While it may have taken 4.5Ga to get to us, it's only been roughly 500Ma since the trilobytes were scuttling around the sea floor.



 

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I don't think the question should be if alien races exist, but if they have the technology to come here.
Agreed!



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poor Owen Wilson


 

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I don't think the question should be if alien races have the technology to come here, but rather if they have the desire.
Not if they're monitoring the Internet.


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That's something I've been thinking about lately. Why do we assume that if there are aliens they must be orders of magnitude more technologically advanced than we are? [...] We haven't yet developed FTL travel, why should we assume that we've been beaten to the punch?
Well, like you said, it took us 4.5 billion years to get here. But the universe is something like 13 billion years old, so there's plenty of time for other species to have a head start. And, again like you said, our technological advancement in the last 100 years has been very rapid. By all indications, that rate is going to continue or increase. So even a small (on a geologic scale) head start would mean that another species could be far ahead of us now, even if they have no other advantage.

That doesn't mean EVERY alien species in the universe would necessarily be more advanced than us, but some of them would be. And if we encounter any aliens, it would be the more advanced ones, since the less advanced ones can't get to us, and we certainly can't get to them. Yet.


 

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How can you all be so dismissive? Look at this quote from the article:

"I certify that this monument presents no characteristics of Maya, Nahuatl, Olmec or any other pre-Hispanic civilization," he wrote. "It was created by an extraordinary and superior civilization with awesome knowledge of which there is no record of existence on this planet."

The dude CERTIFIES it! It MUST be true!
And I read it on the internet, HOT DAMN! Certified and on the net, can there be no greater truth!!!

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I don't think the question should be if alien races have the technology to come here, but rather if they have the desire.
And I say we can't possibly be the only sentient beings willing to exploit another less advanced (depending on your view point) sentient species for a few pretty and useless baubles. We've got bacon after all, thats gotta be worth something?
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poor Owen Wilson
I think it is proof that ancient Maya had at least 1 big haired looney that made his kids carve images of aliens. Probably ones that probed him ****** cause he was closeted.


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I can totally see why aliens are more interested in our livestock than us. They aren't scientists coming to gather data, they're interstellar food critics.