Mayan filmmaker offers photo as proof of aliens -

Oliin · 10-27-2011 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One

I'm on to you MM...you're a secret agent sent back by the amoeba overlords to ready the world for their coming...amoebaness!

It has begun!

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Dark One · 10-27-2011 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Oliin

It has begun!

That's it...

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Demobot · 10-27-2011 03:42 PM

Occam's Razor is no longer equal to the task. Clearly what we need now is Occam's Broadsword.

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Energizing_Ion · 10-27-2011 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Demobot

Occam's Razor is no longer equal to the task. Clearly what we need now is Occam's Broadsword.

I thought Occam's Titan Weapon was in beta testing and soon to be the new standard?

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Aneko · 10-27-2011 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mental_Giant

And I thought playing M. Bison was the greatest shame of Raul Julia's life...

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Originally Posted by Kinrad

Not sure if serious but :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%BAl_Juli%C3%A1 is not the same as
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raul_Julia-Levy

Yes, but Levy is reportedly the son and, by implication, the greatest shame of his father.

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Ironblade · 10-27-2011 04:30 PM

How can you all be so dismissive? Look at this quote from the article:

"I certify that this monument presents no characteristics of Maya, Nahuatl, Olmec or any other pre-Hispanic civilization," he wrote. "It was created by an extraordinary and superior civilization with awesome knowledge of which there is no record of existence on this planet."

The dude CERTIFIES it! It MUST be true!

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Zombie Man · 10-27-2011 04:43 PM

But the features are *elongated*.

You mean disproportionally made like every single ancient society has ever done until the Greek/Romans?

If elongated features are signs of aliens, then judging by all the fridge art I've ever seen, the aliens are hiding in our children's schools.

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Aneko · 10-27-2011 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironblade

The dude CERTIFIES it! It MUST be true!

Firefox says his certificate is invalid.

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'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

Innovator · 10-27-2011 05:39 PM

We should ask Travolta for the truth about this. Apparently he has a time machine!

Optimus_Dex · 10-27-2011 05:52 PM

Curses - revealed again and now I have to leave the planet and relocate darn you Levy.

Night-Hawk07 · 10-27-2011 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

We should ask Travolta for the truth about this. Apparently he has a time machine!

I'm guessing he built one for Nicolas Cage as well....?

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all_hell · 10-27-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MentalMaden

It's funny how they make the argument that these ancient carvings don't have native features, yet nobody ever considers they may have just been really bad artists.

Or it is just stylized.
The Ancient Egyptians didn't have to draw flat people with sideways eyes. But they did it on purpose.

Aneko · 10-27-2011 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by all_hell

The Ancient Egyptians didn't have to draw flat people with sideways eyes. But they did it on purpose.

<.<

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'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

Innovator · 10-27-2011 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Night-Hawk07

I'm guessing he built one for Nicolas Cage as well....?

Obviously

Dark One · 10-27-2011 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Night-Hawk07

I'm guessing he built one for Nicolas Cage as well....?

There's only so many faces. There's bound to be repeats every now and then...

Aneko · 10-27-2011 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One

There's only so many faces. There's bound to be repeats every now and then...

Stupid genetics.

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'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

Innovator · 10-27-2011 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark One

There's only so many faces. There's bound to be repeats every now and then...

In every movie, tv show, or book about immortals, vampires, or time travellers they are always found out by someone finding a tin type or old newspaper picture or painting of them. Then the said suspected immortal, vampire, or time traveller is investigated further.

By trope, those pictures are enough to suspect Travolta and Nic Cage of immortality, vampirism or time travel ability, and should be investigated. Also Keanu Reeves is suspect.

Aneko · 10-27-2011 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

By trope, those pictures are enough to suspect Travolta and Nic Cage of immortality, vampirism or time travel ability, and should be investigated. Also Keanu Reeves is suspect.

I've never seen any of them die outside of movies, so that's some corroboration.

'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

Warkupo · 10-27-2011 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MentalMaden

It's funny how they make the argument that these ancient carvings don't have native features, yet nobody ever considers they may have just been really bad artists. Give me crude 3000 BC tools and I'd make you think we'd been invaded by ameobas.

(Thanks for the catch, Dark One

)

Wait until they find my stick drawings in 1,000 years.

Zikar · 10-27-2011 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Defenestrator

It's like all those cave drawings that anthropologists suggest were ways of ancient man trying to tell their histories, or whatever. How do we know the kids didn't doodle those for fun?

I remember on one show, they showed a cave drawing that had a bunch of animal paw prints on it. Loads of different ones. They said it was probably a ritual, someone to secure good luck etc.
To me it looked like a teaching aid. Y'know, something you'd show the little ones. "And what animal does this track belong too?".

I'm not saying they're wrong or I'm right, frankly nobody knows, but these experts do seem to have a tendency to really over think things.

Dark One · 10-27-2011 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Aneko

Stupid genetics.

You can only combine things so many different ways and still get something that qualifies. There's been what...elebenty bajillion people by now? There's only so much variation one can have to a face before it starts looking like a foot or looking like someone else.

Also, was it necessary that I put a

in there?

Aneko · 10-27-2011 10:29 PM

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Also, was it necessary that I put a

in there?

Why should you? I didn't.

'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the King: 'however, it may kiss my hand if it likes.'
'I'd rather not,' the Cat remarked.
'Don't be impertinent,' said the King, 'and don't look at me like that!' He got behind Alice as he spoke.
'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice.

Mental_Giant · 10-28-2011 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Kinrad

Not sure if serious but :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%BAl_Juli%C3%A1 is not the same as
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raul_Julia-Levy

Yes... that's his son. Of course we can debate if one can feel shame in the hereafter, but my implication was that he'd be disappointed to know his son was promulgating nutty theories.

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Clouded · 10-28-2011 05:52 AM

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Yes... that's his son. Of course we can debate if one can feel shame in the hereafter, but my implication was that he'd be disappointed to know his son was promulgating nutty theories.

Perhaps he is proud of his son for taking a path less traveled and having something to believe in.

There are worse things for a son to become.

Mental_Giant · 10-28-2011 06:18 AM

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Perhaps he is proud of his son for taking a path less traveled and having something to believe in.

Some people who do that accomplish great things... others blow themselves up to kill other people. It's certainly not an unqualified good.

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