Devs Should Consider Renaming This...


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The Interface Slot.

Sounds innocent enough...until a female character (or worse, a female player) starts discussing it. Doesn't help that it's a Physical Incarnate Slot.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to retrieve my mind from the Gutter before the Arachnoids get to it.


 

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What is this I don't even?


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wut


 

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It's quite a stretch to get anything filthy out of "Interface Slot." Maybe if Freud attacked your brain and caused the "I" and "o" to switch up. But that sounds nearly German.

Unless your problem stems from the word "slot" itself, in which case there's all sorts of fodder in game aside from the "Interface Slot." In that case, the mere act of enhancing a character with extra slots might cause you to blush.

And if your problem is the word "Interface" you're just hopeless.


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Intercourse Slot? :O

Could only find a one sentence urbandictionary entry that could make "Interface" a dirty meaning. That was after looking everywhere for a few minutes though.

Unless you're trying to say "in her face", which is really stupid.


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Originally Posted by JAG-01 View Post
The Interface Slot.

Sounds innocent enough...until a female character (or worse, a female player) starts discussing it. Doesn't help that it's a Physical Incarnate Slot.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to retrieve my mind from the Gutter before the Arachnoids get to it.
If you're running into people who can make that kind of joke out of that kind of name, it's really not going to help changing it. They have the mentality of a teenage American boy, which can turn ANYTHING into a coarse sexual comment.


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Originally Posted by Nos482 View Post
Nope, not even close.
True. Germans come up with some hellacious compound words for everything.

It'd be something like the Putcraftedsuperenhancementofvarioususedynamiclocat ionthing slot. If they used English words for it, for some strange reason.

(But really... yeah, "Interface slot" just doesn't do anything for me. Heck, two of my friends are engaged - to each other, even! - and even as not-shy as they can be, it gets not even a titter from them.)


 

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If you're running into people who can make that kind of joke out of that kind of name, it's really not going to help changing it. They have the mentality of a teenage American boy, which can turn ANYTHING into a coarse sexual comment.
Heh..."coarse".


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Originally Posted by Nos482 View Post
Nope, not even close.
I'd say that Onterface sounds similar to Unterfläche. Provided the latter is spoken in a dialect that uses the softer "ch" pronunciation.


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Farewell is like the end
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Okay, guess it might be just me getting this, then.

It's not that I can't push the thought out of my mind (Arachnoids got to it first, BTW, so that shouldn't be too hard). It's just that I tend to converse with friends via Ventrilo while gaming, and a handful of the regulars are female, have multiple Incarnates, and occasionally discuss Incarnate slots in Vent.

I guess if I do hear a female voice start talking about her "interface slot," I could simply bump the SFX volume up a notch and dive into a mob of Council. The gunfire punctuated by my own character's attacks is usually enough to drown out a Vent conversation, even on lower SFX volumes.

Plus, the best synonym for "interface" I could find on thesaurus.com was "interaction." Which, after comparing semantics versus the way the slot is used ingame, is actually a better fit.


 

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...
wut?
lulwut?

my brain...this I don't even
ohmygodtherats


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Originally Posted by JAG-01 View Post
Okay, guess it might be just me getting this, then.

It's not that I can't push the thought out of my mind (Arachnoids got to it first, BTW, so that shouldn't be too hard). It's just that I tend to converse with friends via Ventrilo while gaming, and a handful of the regulars are female, have multiple Incarnates, and occasionally discuss Incarnate slots in Vent.

I guess if I do hear a female voice start talking about her "interface slot," I could simply bump the SFX volume up a notch and dive into a mob of Council. The gunfire punctuated by my own character's attacks is usually enough to drown out a Vent conversation, even on lower SFX volumes.

Plus, the best synonym for "interface" I could find on thesaurus.com was "interaction." Which, after comparing semantics versus the way the slot is used ingame, is actually a better fit.
Or you could, I dunno, invite one of them to a private discussion about incarnate slots after dinner or a movie or something.


 

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If you're running into people who can make that kind of joke out of that kind of name, it's really not going to help changing it. They have the mentality of a teenage American boy, which can turn ANYTHING into a coarse sexual comment.
Heheheh. You said "sexual."


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Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
True. Germans come up with some hellacious compound words for everything.

It'd be something like the Putcraftedsuperenhancementofvarioususedynamiclocat ionthing slot. If they used English words for it, for some strange reason.

(But really... yeah, "Interface slot" just doesn't do anything for me. Heck, two of my friends are engaged - to each other, even! - and even as not-shy as they can be, it gets not even a titter from them.)
Huh huh...you said titter


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LOLWUT?


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Heh heheh neheheheheheh.


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Almost as legendary as the 'Sex change' suggestion...


 

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I don't get it.

Is this the kind of humor where girls can't say Portable Hole and guys can't say Solid Snake?


 

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