Dear Facemaker...


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Dear Facemaker,

I appreciate the irony of the issue you're currently having and your name. Though I don't mean to make light of your situation. Perhaps you could try to get a facelift, or maybe just facial reconstructive surgery. I spend a lot of money in your fine establishment, so I'd be happy to spring for a little extra to help you out. If interested, please contact me.

Sincerely, Dispari

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So, anyone else having this issue? I restarted, did unload gfx, and reverified. She's the only NPC that does it. But nobody else has said a word about it yet. It's a tad freaky!


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Not seen it myself but I can see why someone left a mess in the toilets, that is propa freaky!!!


Bring on the wall!!!!

 

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Yeah I got this a few days ago after the most recent patch, /bugged it, put a line in the bugs forum. Nothing back yet on it.


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Gives new meaning to the phrase, "talking out the side of your mouth!"


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Gah, did this have to be posted at lunch time? I've been thinking about pizza since that other thread, and was planning on having some today, but now I'm just kinda nauseous.


 

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Reported this a few days ago: "The face on the Facemaker in Cap au Diable is warped. The one you go to for the level 20 costume. It's fairly heinous looking."

Received a standard response of, "The Quality Assurance Team will be evaluating this report to determine a resolution for the issue." which made me daydream up all sorts of shenanigans involving teams of GM's in hazmat suits poking and prodding at her only to find some jerk shoved too many wet Cheetohs™ up her nose.


 

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Its part of her halloween costume...she's just forgotten to take it off now that the event is over


 

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that is mildly disterbing.


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"Physician, Heal Thyself".


 

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Gives new meaning to the phrase, "talking out the side of your mouth!"
In this case, wouldn't it be closer to say "talking out the mouth of your side"? I know it's the side of her head and not the side of her body, but still....


 

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Now theres a face thats hard to read!


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*raises hand* i got another 1

*clears throat* ahum

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It even happens in the Mission Architect:


 

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Anyone else remember when this bug was hitting all the npc security guards in mayhem missions?
I remember when it was hitting a good 60% of NPCs (or more) across the whole game, does that count?


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Some of the Longbow guys still have thier masks on sideways- which is somewhat distracting, but no where near this disturbing...


 

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I'm sure this will be fixed just as fast as Citadel's face.

:P


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I'm sure this will be fixed just as fast as Citadel's face.

:P
But where're we going to find another medicinal 2x4 that quickly?


 

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But where're we going to find another medicinal 2x4 that quickly?
No, Pinkie!


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Dispari has more than enough credability, and certainly doesn't need to borrow any from you.

 

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hahahahahhaha thats f%^$%^g awesome lmao!


 

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You know that little puzzle box that you play with when standing next to an invention table? Apparently, the facemaker accidentally solved it.

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