Powersets That'll NEVER Happen...


Alvan

 

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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Wouldn't that just be a WoW account?


@Golden Girl

City of Heroes comics and artwork

 

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The MIMIC powerset

Semi serious in that every move/attack the enemy does you mirror it but to your own enhanced level xD

"oi *enemy*!!! stop using rest ffs and fight!!!!"


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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Em-o-athy?


@Lukas

 

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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Em-o-athy?

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Isn't that one of the new nickname for that new powerset soon to be released?


Union:
"Farah O." Stalker: Street/Energy
"Aoi" Scrapper : Kat/SR
"Supa Troll" Tanker: WP/SS
"Milkman Bill" Brute: Staff/Fire

 

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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Em-o-athy?

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Isn't that one of the new nickname for that new powerset soon to be released?

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nah thats wem-o-athy


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See some of you guys/gals in other/new MMOs Soon(tm)
N.B. If you are going to do smt, please do it or GTFO and STFU nab

 

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How about Shark Repellent batspray?

Or a Monty Python power set:
* Pointed Stick = moderate damage
* Fish Dance = + def and attack
* Ministry of Silly Walks = -speed but PB AoE confuse
* Dagger in the clitoris = high damage
* Poke in the Eye = Minor damage, foe -accuracy
* Albatros! = self heal
* Parrot Sketch = PB AoE Disorientate (as everyone is trying to join in but can't remember it all)
* Wafer Thin Mint = Extreme Damage, knockback on both friend and foe
* Meaning of Life = GOD MODE


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16. Has Paragon Studios redefined "player" to require your mouse to subscribe separately from your keyboard?
If your mouse has greater processing power than your gfx card, the answer is yes.

 

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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Em-o-athy?

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Isn't that one of the new nickname for that new powerset soon to be released?

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This is how I'll be referring to it anyway.


 

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How about Shark Repellent batspray?

Or a Monty Python power set:
* Pointed Stick = moderate damage
* Fish Dance = + def and attack
* Ministry of Silly Walks = -speed but PB AoE confuse
* Dagger in the clitoris = high damage
* Poke in the Eye = Minor damage, foe -accuracy
* Albatros! = self heal
* Parrot Sketch = PB AoE Disorientate (as everyone is trying to join in but can't remember it all)
* Wafer Thin Mint = Extreme Damage, knockback on both friend and foe
* Meaning of Life = GOD MODE

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You seem to have missed off the holy hand grenade power!


 

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How about Shark Repellent batspray?

Or a Monty Python power set:
* Pointed Stick = moderate damage
* Fish Dance = + def and attack
* Ministry of Silly Walks = -speed but PB AoE confuse
* Dagger in the clitoris = high damage
* Poke in the Eye = Minor damage, foe -accuracy
* Albatros! = self heal
* Parrot Sketch = PB AoE Disorientate (as everyone is trying to join in but can't remember it all)
* Wafer Thin Mint = Extreme Damage, knockback on both friend and foe
* Meaning of Life = GOD MODE

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You seem to have missed off the holy hand grenade power!



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Damn!! I knew I had missed a good obvious one! Thats what I get for trying to be funny just after waking up!

And thought of another good one for that set. It would be a pet and it would be the Rabbit from Spamalot


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16. Has Paragon Studios redefined "player" to require your mouse to subscribe separately from your keyboard?
If your mouse has greater processing power than your gfx card, the answer is yes.

 

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Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death.

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Em-o-athy?

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Isn't that one of the new nickname for that new powerset soon to be released?

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This is how I'll be referring to it anyway.

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I'm still calling it Apathy


"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"

 

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BUMP for the Lolz


Union:
"Farah O." Stalker: Street/Energy
"Aoi" Scrapper : Kat/SR
"Supa Troll" Tanker: WP/SS
"Milkman Bill" Brute: Staff/Fire

 

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Dual pistols
Quoted for irony purposes, since the post was from September of '08.

Nice resurrection.


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See, it's gems like these that make me check Claws' post history every once in a while to make sure I haven't missed anything good lately.

 

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Well, I did write this as a joke for my comic a while back:




Kitten Summoning/Vodka defence:

AT Controller




Kitten Summoning


Fur Ball
Level 1
Fur ball launches erm...fur balls at the target tickling them, making them laugh uncontrollably and rendering them held and defenseless for a time.

Purr-fect
Level 1
Purr-fect allows you to emit a purring sound, this can send a single foe to sleep for a time.

Aww Cute
Level 2
You are able to summon a cute kitten, this pet cannot attack, however enemies are so taken by its cuteness that they get confused about which side they’re fighting for.

Freem Cream
level 6
You unleash a giant bowl of cream, this can hold a group of foes.This power deals a damage bouns to lactose intolerant enemy groups.

Here Kitty Kitty
level 8
Drawing on the kitten power of hiding, you can wear a kitten disguise, your enemies dont recognise you easily, offering a good deal of stealth. However the urge to lick yourself may decrease your attack rate while this power is on.

Kittens Hundreds of Em
Level 12
Kittens can also hide in groups, meaning you can share this disguise with team mates.

Hello Kittens
level 18
You can summon two kittens, each kitten can deal Fur ball, Purr-fect and cat -nip (allowing them to draw agro), these pets cannot be healed or buffed.

Black Cat
level 26
You summon a black cat, causing a group of foes to become totally unlucky, this makes all their abilties useless rendering them totally helpless for a time (also known as the Fusionette debuff).

Top Cat
level 32
You summon a giant cat (once seen in the Goodies), the powerful entity has many attacks including the Lick of DOOOOM, Worming and a chance for Neutering (extreme damage), this pet can be healed and buffed.



Vodka Defence

Bar’s Open
level 1
Your first vodka tastes good, making you happy, your huge smile has a healing effect on you team mates.

Get Yer Own
level 2
Your enemies don’t have any vodka, this depresses them causing some of their power to transfer to you and your team mates, this uses the new nah nah nah nahnah animation.

Stagger
level 4
After a few vodkas you start to stagger, making you difficult to hit while this toggle is on. This also hampers your ability to navigate through cave maps.

Blah Blah
level 10
As you drink more, you find you talk faster, this is also true of using your movement speed, the targeted foe cannot keep up and is therefore slowed. Use of this power my cause your in-game chat to be unreadable.

Have Another
level 16
Offering a team mate a vodka removes any status effect on them...cheers!

Drinking Game
level 20
You can invite your team mates to join you in a drinking game, drinking faster increases their movement speed and recharge. However when this buff wears off you may collaspe for a few seconds.

Cheer
level 28
You can imitate the sound of a bar maid dropping a tray of drinks, this causes the whole team to cheer (WAAAAY!) and to hold on to their drinks more carefully giving them a bonus to their defence for a short time.

Party Party Party
level 35
Getting your second wind you and your team mates feel full of energy, giving a large bonus to endurance and lowering your enemies endurance at the same time. Although using this power may make other AT's mistakenly think they are tanks making them rush into mobs.

Smashed
level 38
You are so drunk that frankly you don’t care anymore, this attitude totally confounds your foes draining their ability to deal damage and strengthening yours and your team mates, also everyone around you will seem more attractive, meaning you earn less influence while this power is used due to the fact you are trying to impress them and spending influence. After using this power you’ll need a kebab you won’t be able to use your door keys correctly.




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Ta, can't believe it got buried. I believe this was started on the maintenance for the Cyborg Booster hehe.

Lmao that Kitten Summoning. Needs a Gozilla-like Hello Kitty somewhere Haha

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Aww Cute
Level 2
You are able to summon a cute kitten, this pet cannot attack, however enemies are so taken by its cuteness that they get confused about which side they’re fighting for.

Freem Cream
level 6
You unleash a giant bowl of cream, this can hold a group of foes.This power deals a damage bouns to lactose intolerant enemy groups.
Love this!


Union:
"Farah O." Stalker: Street/Energy
"Aoi" Scrapper : Kat/SR
"Supa Troll" Tanker: WP/SS
"Milkman Bill" Brute: Staff/Fire

 

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MasterMind Clown Summoning Set:

1 - Acid Squirting Lapel Flower: Single target ranged; moderate toxic damage; moderate recharge; causes minor defense debuff.

1 - Send In The Clowns: Summons 1-3 1st tier clown minions; two smiling clowns and a sad clown. Happy clowns attack with oversized rubber hammers for melee and pies for ranged. 1st Upgrade grants slow effect to custard pie attacks and possible stun while clearing eyes. 2nd upgrade makes the pie attacks targeted AoE. Sad Clowns attack with "looking-away-while-flailing-blindly" slap attacks for melee and a Crying Fit ranged attack which does no damage but does debuff enemy damage for a short time. 1st upgrade adds a "nobody loves me" self-pity PBAoE debuff of enemy to hit. 2nd upgrade will change the debuff from an attack to a constant aura.

2 - Banana Peel Toss: Single Target ranged; moderate smashing damage plus knockdown; fast recharge.

6- MAKE UP!: Grants all Clown Minions with their first upgrade.

8 - Oops... Wrong Hat: Takes out hat and attempts to pull out rabbit.. instead gets random effect. Large Shark Head - high lethal damage; melee range, chance of fear effect. Large Dragon Head - moderate damage cone fire attack. Rabbit - no damage but good luck buff (as inspiration of same name) to all allies within range. Another Hat - stuffs it down on single opponent's head rendering them confused and flailing for a time. Dynamite - (So THAT'S where I left it!) PBAoE high smashing/fire dmg to all within range including allies. Rularuu... yeah... just run.... quickly.

12 - Artsy-Fartsy: Summons 1-2 fancy Cirque Du Soleil style clowns. Clowns are acrobats and have an inherent defense buff against melee and ranged attacks. Melee attack of "surprised girly slap" and a ranged attack "cone of glitter dust breath" which has a small chance of stunning opponents. 1st upgrade grants "Vocal Accompaniment" where a background singer (always soprano) sings in a haunting and strangely hypnotic voice during combat; grants every ally within range of Clown with a small to hit buff. Note: May cause player to turn off speakers. 2nd upgrade: "You're not cultured enough... You'll never understand..." plot aura... enemies can't figure out what the **** the clown is trying to act out... PBAoE confuse on enemies.

18 - Clown Car: Small car pulls up and a dozen or so small clowns get out with various over-sized or ineffectual-looking weapons. Hammers, Peacock Feathers, Seltzer Bottles, etc. Works approximate like gang-war only much less serious.

26 - Call King Clown: A rather familiar burger spokesperson shows up. Melee Attack: Big Mac Smack. Ranged Attack: You Want Fries With That? 1st Upgrade gives a Frosty Shake PBAoE attack which slows everyone within range and will encase in Ice and Hold minions and some Lts. 2nd Upgrade gives "Help From the Hamburglar" attack where the little bugger rushes in to attack one enemy muttering "rahbble rahbble rahbble" as he does so. Those hit will suffer no damage but be severely debuffed for damage, defense and to hit. They will also instantly roll all normal drop checks as though they had been defeated (except xp).

32 - Make Em' Laugh: Grants all minions their 2nd upgrade power.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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MasterMind Clown Summoning Set:

-snip WoT-
So. Much. Win


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GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.
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NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

 

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Forum Control:

Newb Post: Single target Immobilize. Broken by reference to Mentor project.

Mod Smack: Single target Hold. Individual post is wiped for violation of Forum Rules.

Beat a Dead Horse Post: AoE Immobilize. Brings up Dark Miasma for Controllers and the forum regulars have to debate it, again.

Red Name Post: AoE Confuse caused by repeated speculation on what Castle REALLY meant by what he said.

Rude Tell: PB AoE stun. Psychoti posts another one of his astounding experiences with the denizens of CoH. Incapacitates with laughter.

Thread Jack: Causes Repel effect to prevent reaching destination.

Necro Post: Rez Power. Posts to thread where there were no previous posts for 19 months.

Thread Lock: Ranged AoE Hold. Enough has been said on that topic already.

Forum Troll: Pet with PB AoE damage. Creates fury and blind rage in posters. Looks like a Unique Dragon.


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Guide Links: Earth/Rad Guide, Illusion/Rad Guide, Electric Control

 

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BP Oil Powerset VEAT

Rig Blast - Moderate Damage incendiary AoE
Oil Surge - Moderate Damage with chance of toxic, slow and disorient effect
Oil Torrent - Modrate Damage Cone with chance of toxic, slow and disorient effect
Oil Slick - Moderate DoT AoE with toxic and slow effect
Deception - Hide from prying eyes - with chance to confuse
Plume - High Damage DoT AoE with high toxic and slow effect
Oil Gusher - Extreme Damage Snipe
Dispersant - Moderate Damage AoE - moderate toxic effect with chance to increase size of AoE of other powers.
Petrol Hurricaine - Nigh Extreme Damage AoE with chance to clear entire map

This set is obviously overpowered, but I would love to play it! Too bad I can't because BP is already playing it! :P


 

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Troll Control

1. Stun. You stun your target by making an amazingly stupid comment. This attack deals no damage. Recharge: Very fast.
2. Berate. You berate your target with a flurry of inane comments, confusing him. During this time, the target is likely to attack his allies. If the target is stunned, this attack has a chance to deal minor damage. Recharge: Moderate.
3. Scoff. While this toggle is active, any attempt to assail you with reason is deflected back upon your attacker, lowering the attacker's defenses. Recharge: Very fast.
4. Scorn. Using your finely honed ability to spout senseless and highly offensive drivel, you assail your target with a statement that makes very clear your absolute loathing for him. This attack incites the target to behave erratically, lowering his accuracy. This attack has a slight chance to cause knockback. Recharge: Moderate.
5. Deflect Logic. While this ability is active, it shields you and any other Troll's allies within its radius from any logical arguments. Those who attempt to assail you with logic may have their accuracy reduced. Recharge: Very Fast.
6. Incite Argument. Causes all enemies within the cone of attack to begin arguing among themselves about some stupid, petty argument. While arguing, they are Held. Recharge: Long
7. QQ Feed. You feed on the tears of your targets. This power boosts your recharge and recovery by 100% for 1 minute. Affected targets are left stunned. Recharge: Very long. (Targeted AOE)
8. RageQuit. Boosts the speed of all travel powers for 30 seconds, allowing you to make a hasty escape and troll another day. Recharge: Very Long.
9. Godwin Maneuver. You invoke Godwin's Law in your favor. All foes within the radius of this attack are left both Stunned and Immobilized. Further, there is a high chance of knockback. Recharge: Very Long.


 

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Troll control sounds sweet!


 

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A dual wielding chainsaw powerset.

Do it for Adam.


 

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Summon Donald Trump-Summons Donald Trump who promptly fires your opponents.
Summon Chuck Norris-Need I explain?
Summon Ozzy Osbourne-Ozzy speaks gibberish and confuses your opponents.
Summon Giantess-The Giantess sits on a targeted enemy, slowly crushing him to death

That's enough.


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