Powersets That'll NEVER Happen...
By
Alvan,
Posted on: 2008-09-20 05:09 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Gatling Laser Blast: A huge minimum that shoots laser shots rather then bullets.
Teleportation Melee: A combination of night crawler from the beginning of the 2nd X-Men movie, and The Dark Watcher from the Web of Aracknos book.
Fang Melee: A melee set based on bite attacks a garbling. (Like an average 2nd class Zombie, werewolf or vampire movie)
Toxic Blast: an assault set based on poised darts, clouds of nerve toxin, cones of acidic spray, and the like.
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Fang Melee: A melee set based on bite attacks a garbling. (Like an average 2nd class Zombie, werewolf or vampire movie)
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Hmm....
Play Bite Melee: doesn't do any real damage, just causes masses of confusion.
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
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Menstrual Blast. +o(
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Replying with the only thing I can think of that won't get me Assassin Struck the next time I'm with the missus, and adding:
Always Right.
The alternate suicide bomber:
1. Self Destruct
2. Burst
3. Slug
4. Buckshot
5. M30 Grenade
6. Terrorize
7. Flamethrower
8. Ignite
9. Full Auto
It's a secondary pool power and the only primary you can take with it is "Willpower" so the only way you can level up to level 2 is by suiciding multiple enemies.
For my own one, "Chuck Norris"
1. Kill
Cheese Control
- Floor Of Fondue (Mudpots, heat DoT)
- Roquefort (AoE Choke/Vomit)
- Animate Parmesan
Whip Control
Hairdressing
Anger Management
- Aura Of Zen
- Needle
- Irritate
- Calm Other
- Summon Gordon Ramsay
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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Cheese Control
- Floor Of Fondue (Mudpots, heat DoT)
- Roquefort (AoE Choke/Vomit)
- Animate Parmesan
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- Skeezy Cheeses Which I can't Describe (AoE Confuse)
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Hairdressing
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This could be quite good 
@Golden Girl
City of Heroes comics and artwork
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Menstrual Blast. +o(
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Replying with the only thing I can think of that won't get me Assassin Struck the next time I'm with the missus, and adding:
Always Right.
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Rofl x]
@Lukas
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Menstrual Blast. +o(
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Replying with the only thing I can think of that won't get me Assassin Struck the next time I'm with the missus, and adding:
Always Right.
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Rofl x] Maybe it should have a +1000000000% dmg god mode that can only be stopped by a big tub of Ben+Jerry's ice cream
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@Lukas
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Care Bear Defender Powerset
1. Care Bear Group Hug.
2. Care Bear Stare Shield.
3. Care Bear Stare Transmute.
4. Care Bear Stare Clear Mind.
5. Care Bear Stare Reduce Entropy.
6. Care Bear Stare Vaporize.
7. Care Bear Stare Thaw.
8. Care Bear Stare Transform.
9. Care Bear Stare Tropical Climate Control.
It's all too over-[censored] powered.
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Quite appealing for some
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Care Bear Defender Powerset
1. Care Bear Group Hug.
2. Care Bear Stare Shield.
3. Care Bear Stare Transmute.
4. Care Bear Stare Clear Mind.
5. Care Bear Stare Reduce Entropy.
6. Care Bear Stare Vaporize.
7. Care Bear Stare Thaw.
8. Care Bear Stare Transform.
9. Care Bear Stare Tropical Climate Control.
It's all too over-[censored] powered.
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Quite appealing for some
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Tbh I'd prefer Care Bear blast, propel the annoying little shites from your hands and watch 'em explode on impact 
@Lukas
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Cheese Control
- Floor Of Fondue (Mudpots, heat DoT)
- Roquefort (AoE Choke/Vomit)
- Animate Parmesan
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- Skeezy Cheeses Which I can't Describe (AoE Confuse)
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- Any Cheese At All? (Nuke)
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Cheese Control
- Floor Of Fondue (Mudpots, heat DoT)
- Roquefort (AoE Choke/Vomit)
- Animate Parmesan
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- Skeezy Cheeses Which I can't Describe (AoE Confuse)
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- Any Cheese At All? (Nuke)
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Cheestrings, Carrions
@Lukas
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Pregnancy Control
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Wheee, boomerang diaphragms.
I'm amazed DW didn't mention:
Dreaded Batter Pudding Melee
Talking of puddings, Ecky-Thump for scrappers, tankers stalkers and brutes.
I really should do something about this signature.
Old favourite of mine: chainsaw scrapper! With all the Vazhilok and Zombie masterminds and upcoming Halloween, you've got to have chainsaws!
1. Gut wrench, a simple stab forward. Moderate damage, medium recharge
2. Bush trim, two short diagonal sweeps. Low damage, short recharge.
3. Hedge cutter, a swift sweep in neck level. Cone, Low damage, long recharge, with a possibility of high damage if critical.
4. Heart mover, a slightly higher thrust aimed for where the heart used to be before it rotted away. High damage, long recharge
5. Revving up. By revving up the chainsaw's engine, you scare the living daylights out of them. Seriously, would you attack someone with a chainsaw? Cone, Fear, no damage, moderate recharge
6. Zombie split, a cut upwards from the groin area. Extreme damage, long recharge, toon -def while animation runs
7. Come get some! A challenging glance, a witty word, and a rev with the chainsaw; do you really need more to make the enemy upset? Taunt, no damage, quick recharge.
8. Clear the underbrush, a low sweep all around. Moderate damage, very long recharge, PBAoE melee range, knockback, -def
9. Hail to the King, toon jumps up in the air and cleaves a zombie on the way down. High damage, long recharge, -def, knockback, stun, -res(physical)
10. Out of gas, a wild flurry all around you. PBAoE melee, extreme damage, high accuracy, very long recharge, knockback, stun, drains all end from player.
...I could settle for a chainsaw custom weapon for bladed toons if this is impossible.
Still @Shadow Kitty
"I became Archvillain before Statesman nerfed himself!"
Toddler Blast
1. Cry of the Toddler (Single target, minor damage and short fear)
2. Hurl used nappy (Single target, minor damage and medium fear)
3. Wail of the Toddler (Cone, minor damage and short fear)
4. Hurl Toddler (Targeted AoE, Long Fear)
5. Scream of the Toddler (Cone, moderate damage and medium Fear)
6. etc
you get the idea and yes I have a toddler... 
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Talking of puddings, Ecky-Thump for scrappers, tankers stalkers and brutes.
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And I'm old enough not to have needed to look up the reference. Oh yeah... want this one, but I think it would be horribly overpowered.
Maybe just set it up as a weapon customisation option. Then people could dual-wield!
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
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Talking of puddings, Ecky-Thump for scrappers, tankers stalkers and brutes.
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And I'm old enough not to have needed to look up the reference. Oh yeah... want this one, but I think it would be horribly overpowered.
Maybe just set it up as a weapon customisation option. Then people could dual-wield!
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I didn't need to look it up either.
WANT this set! Oh yes! To hell with being massively overpowered! I just want to deck Recluse in one with my black pudding!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Is flat-hat hurling the Epic set or an L28 power?
Incidentally, I always thought Batter Pudding was a ranged set rather than melee.
Reminds me, we need a Beastmaster/Beastmistress MM/Controller set (weasels, falcons, panthers, and of course giant kittens).
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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Talking of puddings, Ecky-Thump for scrappers, tankers stalkers and brutes.
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And I'm old enough not to have needed to look up the reference. Oh yeah... want this one, but I think it would be horribly overpowered.
Maybe just set it up as a weapon customisation option. Then people could dual-wield!
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I didn't need to look it up either.
WANT this set! Oh yes! To hell with being massively overpowered! I just want to deck Recluse in one with my black pudding!
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Hehe I remember them also,
Do we get the tier 9 as Summon Giant Kitten
and a travel power of a three person tandem whilst we're at it.
The costume pieces should be fun as well - range of flat caps and a Union Jack Waistcoat, I think we can do without the Union Jack underwear.
Mind of Gaia lvl 50 Defiant's first Mind/Storm 'troller.
Deadly Doc 50 Dark/Dark Corr
and lots more on Pinnacle,Union and Defiant
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Talking of puddings, Ecky-Thump for scrappers, tankers stalkers and brutes.
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And I'm old enough not to have needed to look up the reference. Oh yeah... want this one, but I think it would be horribly overpowered.
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And I'm old-fashioned enough to have made the even older reference which spawned this one.
But yes, it should have been Ranged - it was very early, and it's been a long time since I heard that episode.
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Cheese Control
- Floor Of Fondue (Mudpots, heat DoT)
- Roquefort (AoE Choke/Vomit)
- Animate Parmesan
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- Skeezy Cheeses Which I can't Describe (AoE Confuse)
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Oh! Jeebus! A fellow BtVS fan! I loved the musical episode too.
Degeneration a load of self harm powers designed to inflict pain and suffering on the user and eventually death. 
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Villains: Necron Phobos, Khorne-Berzerker, Full Metal Panic, Smasher Devourer, Degrees Kelvin.
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One for Villains.
The Suicide Bomber.
1. Slug
2. Burst
3. Buckshot
4. M30 Grenade
5. Terrorize
6. Flamethrower
7. Ignite
8. Full Auto
9. Self Destruct
He will honor his words; he will definitely carry out his actions. What he promises he will fulfill. He does not care about his bodily self, putting his life and death aside to come forward for another's troubled besiegement. He does not boast about his ability, or shamelessly extol his own virtues. - Sima Qian.