You can't handle the Rikti!

It's Rikti! Soylent Green is Rikti!

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@Morac | Twitter
Trust the computer. The computer knows all.

Prediction: Thoughts: Doubts, fears.
Hypothetical: direct eye contact: Reason for presence
In time: all things: expire
Hypothetical: you: resurrect
Possiblity: live again: die again.

Hooray for thomas jane and john travolta!

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Tombstone hand: Have.
Graveyard mind: Have also.
Killing: Equipped for.
Death: Own: Unimportant .
Query: Lover: Yours?

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Mini-guides: Force Field Defenders, Blasters, Market Self-Defense, Frankenslotting.

So you think you're a hero, huh.
@Boltcutter in game.

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Rikti Inquistion: Unexpected. Chief Weapon: Fear. Chief WeaponS: Fear: Surprise. Chief Weapons: Fear: Surprise: Uniforms: Snappy Red. Exclamation: Profanity! Declaration: Restarting.

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE RIKTI INQUISITION!

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A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.

I'm happier than a Rikti in Atlas Park...

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No DOOM today, DOOM tomorrow. There's always a DOOM tomorrow.
Global: @Kiriko-chan Test: Myskatz Kittens Beta Test: @Plantrezz
Arcs: 5318 ROUS (just a little beat 'em up)
8500 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road.
244321 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road v2

When this Drop Ship reaches 88 MPH, You're gonna see some serious Rikti!

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speaking of dropships...

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A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.

I'll be filming the Justice equivalent of that tomorrow. After that...

"Where we're going, we don't need dropships..."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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No Country For Old Riki.




<sorry its all I got, someone used my Oh rikti yer so fine idea>

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You sure like Princess Bride dont ya dark?

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Who doesn't?

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@Morac | Twitter
Trust the computer. The computer knows all.

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I'll be filming the Justice equivalent of that tomorrow. After that...

"Where we're going, we don't need dropships..."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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Hey, I thought you retired.

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A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.

I retired from making teasers and trailers that actively promote the game.

Documenting player awesomeness, however, is still viable.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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I'ago: "I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Rikti are now making the beast with two backs."

O_o

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@Roderick

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I'ago: "I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Rikti are now making the beast with two backs."

O_o

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You owe me a new monitor.

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I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick Rikti...
and I'm all out of bubblegum

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No DOOM today, DOOM tomorrow. There's always a DOOM tomorrow.
Global: @Kiriko-chan Test: Myskatz Kittens Beta Test: @Plantrezz
Arcs: 5318 ROUS (just a little beat 'em up)
8500 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road.
244321 One more time down the Yellow Brick Road v2

I'm sure you'll be able to tell who I'm a fan of.

"37! My girlfriend dropped 37 dropships!"
"In a row?"

"The Rikti aren't even supposed to be here today!"

"You know, there's a million fine looking Rikti in the world, dude. But they don't all invade you while you're at work. Most of 'em just drop bombs on you. "

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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Rikti."

"Say, would you like a chocolate covered Rikti? They're a little melty but damn are they exsquisite."

"I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. "
"What? Like the back of a Rikti Dropship? "

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"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious Rikti-bashing."

"How bad could it have been? "
"Well, have you ever seen a nun call a small child a [censored] Rikti rag?"

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"Were they sent to the Rikti homeworld?
"Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history. "

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"Affleck, you the *Rikti bomb* in Phantoms yo! "

"It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the Rikti monkey, we'll... That was them, wasn't it? "

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"I'd like some coffee: black."
"Can't you see we're talking: Rikti."

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"They're Rikti...in tights...throwing flags!

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"If you want to join the Vanguard, you have to really hate the rikti."
"I do!"
"Oh yeah? How much?"
"A lot!"
"Right, you're in."


"There's not one of us that would not gladly suffer death to rid this city of the rikti once and for all"
"Uhh, well, one!"
"Oh yeah, yeah, there is one. But otherwise, we're solid."


"He's not the rikti. He's a very naughty boy."


"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say rikti!"

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A Rikti's gotta do what a Rikti's gotta do

It's a helluva thing killing a Rikti. You take away all he has, and all he's ever gonna have.

You mean the Rikti on one side? Maybe the Vanguard on the other side? Me right smack in the middle? Uhn-hn. Too dangerous.

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my Rikti don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.

I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little Rikti don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

You see, in this world there's two kinds of Rikti, my friend: Those with fully-charged plasma rifles and those who dig. You dig.

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"If you give one more bite of my food to those Rikti, I'm gonna kick you til you're dead."

"The government of the United States of America wants to charge you with murder. And you want me to go there with "Unit, Corps, God, Rikti?"

"I bet that shocks you. Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a Rikti for 20 bucks?"

"A Rikti puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the mother-shipper."

"You ain't got a license to kill Rikti and today I ain't sellin'. Take your sidekick and dangle."

"The beast has many weapons. This was one of them: A Rikti Monkey."

"We don't have enough ammunition to shoot them all in the head. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us. We are in the minority now, something like 400,000 Rikti to one by my calculation."

"Send... more... Dominators."

"I knew this day would come. We both knew it from the day we found you."
"I talked to Ben Hubbard yesterday. He said that... he'd be happy to help out from now on. Mother..."
"I know, son. I know. Do you... know where you're headed?"
"Rikti War Zone."

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"Nobody puts Rikti in a corner!"

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"Go beyond the impossible and kick Rikti to the curb!"

"Cast in the name of Rikti, ye not guilty"

"Never give up! Trust your Rikti! Do a barrel roll!"

"There's just one thing I have to make perfectly clear to you. I have to teach you that your unwarrented self-confidence, your arrogance in believing YOU can stop the Rikti, is just a delusion; by sending you to Hell!"

"Rikti... Why do they keep coming?"

And here comes a long, philosophical one:

"Even without the invasion, I think that man would still be a creature that fears the Rikti. He doesn't face that fear. He averts his eyes from it and acts as if he never had any memories of the Rikti.
Don't you find it odd that there is only one Rikti in this whole city with the desire to pursue the truth?
But... Five years can be both a very brief time and yet a very long time. Man's fear has withered, and even Rikti try to wither the desire to know the truth.
Foolish denizens of Paragon City, so long as you exist together, continue to live your lives together, and share in your mass illusion, Dra'Gon will be born there.
Is it a crime to try and learn the truth? Is it a sin to search for those Rikti which you fear?
You poor souls who fear the darkness and the Rikti, when you suppress that fear, you will be able to get closer to the truth.
My purpose in this world is knowledge, and the Riktification of it, and it is I who is to restore the fruits of my labors to the entire world.
In the words of Schwartz'Wald, who is closest to the truth, Rikti and human are but one thing which for diverse considerations have diverse names.
Fear. It is something vital to us puny creatures. The instant man stops fearing is the instant the species will reach a dead end, only to sink to pitiable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for the Rikti.
Yes, Dra'Gon is a mirror of none other than yourselves, you fools! The anxiety within you has no outlet. It has no past and no future.
Wake up! Don't be afraid of Rikti! Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value. Think, you humans who are divided into two worlds! Unless you want the gulf between Rikti to expand into oblivion, you must THINK!
Each person's jealousies, their desires, their fears... Alone, they are but a small part, but together, they become an enormous Rikti that will take shape.
There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes to it, you shall always remain nothing more than a Restructurist."

So I watch Big O a lot.

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BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.

From some of my favorite shows...

"Woooo, yeah, they're here! The Rikti are finally here for their a**beating!" *pause* "Why are there so many of them?"

"Welcome to the end of your invasion. And I promise it's going to hurt."

"Daleks. Aim for the eyestalk. Sontarans. Probic vent at the back of the neck. Rikti? Run."

"There are more things in heaven and earth than are ever dreamed of in your Rikti philosophy."

"I was team leader when the call came in. We all knew it was a suicide mission. The Rikti had broken through and were closing in. Every hero we had left was ordered to circle Paragon City. We had to stop them, no matter what it cost. They came at us out of nowhere. We never had a chance. The sky was full of stars, and every star a dying hero—one of ours. My team was blown out of the sky in less than a minute."

"You're not the only one who's been touched by the Rikti."

(That last one sounds really wrong, doesn't it?)

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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I'm never gonna Rikti up
Never gonna Rikti down
Never gonna Rikti round, and hurt you.

--NT

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They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville