You can't handle the Rikti!

It's all a Rikti plot.

Rikti, Rikti...my kingdom, for a rikti

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If I want to get in the mood to fight the Rikti I just watch this

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And that still remains one of my all-time favorite videos. Of course, with the invasion weekend coming up, and having learned a TON about making videos since I made that one, I am sorely tempted to remake it.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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You know you wanna...

Or you could come on over to virtue again and film us taking down hordes of dropships again. Friday night its villianside and saturday its heroside again. Check the thread in the Virtue forums for more details

"Hiyo Rikti! Away!"

"Think Rikti"

"Rikti Merit. Don't leave the War Zone without it"

"Rikti, take me away"

"Please don't squeaze the Rikti"

"Rikti Monkeys. Betcha can't take out just one."

"Good to the last Drop Ship"

"Got Rikti?"

"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Rikti!"

My contribution to the thread...

Ahem...

In honor of the up coming week end... from the famous alien singer known as Rikti Martin..

(to the tune of Living La Vida Loca)
We’re in for an invasion, bomb drops and lightning raids
What a way to spend a week end, on our guard when space invades
It’s sure a lag sensation, frame rates will take a fall
Yeah it’s process attrition, the action slows to a crawl

They’ll leave you staring at your screen while cramps assault your brain
They’ll leave you fearing for your life
As your eyes scream out in pain
Watching battles frame by frame!

Your soul is southward bound
Living La Vida Rikti
The lag will slow you down
Living La Vida Rikti
Empaths will spam the glow
And scrappers have it tricky
They will wear you down
Living La Vida Rikti
Come on!
Living La Vida Rikti
Come on!
Living La Vida Rikti

I face plant in Skyway City at the feet of feline Mynx
She just smiled and then ignored me
I guess that’s how she gets her kinks
They never dive in solo they attack in one big horde
Ignoring all the war walls they’ll keep living by the sword
But at least we won’t be bored!

Your soul is southward bound
Living La Vida Rikti
The lag will slow you down
Living La Vida Rikti
Empaths will spam the glow
And scrappers have it tricky
They will wear you down
Living La Vida Rikti
Come on!
Living La Vida Rikti
Come on!
Living La Vida Rikti

"Live long and Rikti."

"RIIIIIIIIIIIKTIIIIIIII"

"Infinite Rikti in Infinite Invasions"

"A thousand heroes can be killed in one night by a running Rikti."

Steelclaws Report Card:

A+: For Effort.
A+: For Puns - (Rikti Martin: LMAO)
A+: For Execution. (Just long enough, not too long and damned funny.)

And SteelClaw is now on the Interwebz honor roll and wins an interwebz.

Now I'm going to have that stuck in my head for DAYS!

I prefer to listen to this with 1:30 - 2:48 on loop. Its much more.... violent for me, especially on my scrapper (if you know the scene, you can just replace Uber-Vamps for Rikti... and Slayers are already super heros so....)

Two can play THIS game...

(To 'reefer man' by cab callaway)


Have you ever met of that funny rikti man? Have you ever met that funny rikti man?

if he says he swam from Grandville, to sell you the rikti warzone, then you know you're talking to that funny rikti man

oh, have you ever met that funny rikti man? have you ever met that funny rikti man?

if he says he walks the ocean, every time he gets hit with fort, then you know you're talking to that funny rikti man.

"Ever dance with a Rikti in the pale moonlight?"

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the Rikti."

"There is no Rikti."

"Gee Brain whatta we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky.....try to destroy the rikti"

(It's not a movie but my co-worker keeps singing the damn song)

"Always keep your eye on the Rikti"

""Well, it's not the Rikti in your life that counts, it's the life in your Rikti."

""I could dance with the Rikti till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until the Rikti came home."

"Forceful Request: Subject: You. Inquiry: Talking to: me?"

""My Mama always said, 'Life was like a Dropship of Rikti; you never know if the heavies will spawn'""

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Drop Ships on fire off the shoulder of the Statue of Atlas. I watched Heavies glitter in the dark near Talos Park. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die, Rikti."

"Frank Assertion: Dear: Mine; A Damn: not provided"

Quote:

Originally Posted by eltonio This is over the top mental slavery.

"Veteran of the Rikti Wars"

You see me now a veteran
of a thousand Rikti Wars
I've been running with this toon so long
That I'm Level 94
I've played all of the Archetypes
Got a Peacebringer or three
I've got all the frickin' badges
But I'm not sure if there's anything left to see

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
It's time I had some sleep
I've been rezzed now at least twice
By that def who's really nice
Oh please, don't let this wave go on

You ask me why I'm weary
Why I won't team with you
You blame me for not helping
But come on, you're level two
So go do a few more sewers
And then maybe you will know
What it takes to kill a Rikti
I'm not sure how much longer this game'll be

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
It's time I had some sleep
I've been rezzed now at least twice
By that def who's really nice
Oh please, don't let this wave go on

You see me here, a veteran
of a thousand Rikti wars
My end's completely sapped
And my battle cry's a snore
I've used all my inspirations
All my temp powers are gone
And STILL I didn't level...
Why the hell does this happen to ME?!

Don't let this wave go on
It's time I had a break from it
I'll just lie right here
And I'm swimming now in debt
Didn't buff, now I regret
Oh please, don't let this wave go on
Don't let this wave go on
Don't let this wave go on

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

One day, that day may never come, i will call upon you for a rikti....

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"Good to the last Drop Ship"

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You win.

"They mostly come down from drop ships. Mostly."

"Get your hands off her, you RIKTI!"

"I have been, and always shall be, your Rikti."

"You are so mercifully free of the ravages of Rikti."

"Who ya' gonna' call? Ship Busters!"

"Name is: Grai. U'kon Grai."

"My God, it's full of . . . Rikti!"

"Where we're going, we don't need Rikti."

"I'm not a Rikti. I'm just drawn that way."

"I feel the need . . . the need for Heavies!"

"I love the sound of Rikti in the morning. It sounds like . . . badges!"

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a Rikti.

A Rikti whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet mothership's flowing breast;

A Rikti that looks at Hro'dotz all day,
And lifts his beefy arms to pray;

A Rikti that may in summer wear
A pack of monkeys in his lair;

Upon under whose Portal heroes have lain;
Who intimately lives with pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Honoree can unleash a Rikti.

-With apologies to Joyce Kilmer and the readers of this wretched poem.

D_R I thought you hated that song....

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"Ever dance with a Rikti in the pale moonlight?"


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Major Deej Super Booster AkuTenshiiZero Rikti Quote Pack Update:

"Ever dance with a Rikti in the pale green light?"

Available at all CoH Forums. See NCSoft Ritki Quote Store for further details.

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"Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rikti of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."


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You just had to do that Michelle...

Mentioned it to my GF and well...

Check out Arc #5318, ROUS, now Riktified for even more and interesting carrnage...

Thank you for the time...

@Travlr (Main) / @Tymers Realm (Test)

Rikti Inquistion: Unexpected. Chief Weapon: Fear. Chief WeaponS: Fear: Surprise. Chief Weapons: Fear: Surprise: Uniforms: Snappy Red. Exclamation: Profanity! Declaration: Restarting.

Stuff like this.

This stuff right here.

Makes this community awesome beyond measure.

Also, I would have expected this from someone like Steelclaw, D_R. This... This was a surprise!

...a hilarious surprise, at that. <3

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Rikti Inquistion: Unexpected. Chief Weapon: Fear. Addendum: Surprise. Chief Weapons: Pruluar: Fear: Surprise. Addendum: Lineage of War: Devotion: Fanatical. Chief Weapons: List: Fear: Surprise: Devotion: Fanatical. Addendum: Uniforms: Snappy: Red. Declaration: Restarting.

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Fix'd

*tosses grenades and unloads on passing Rikti*

WOLVERINES!