You can't handle the Rikti!

To help set the mood for the upcoming Rikti Invasion weekend...

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"We got Rikti!"
"How many?"
"Uh, all of them, I think!"

"Okay... this Rikti is TOAST!"

"Westley, what about the ROUSes?"
"Rikti of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."

"Rikti... why'd it have to be Rikti?"

"These aren't the Rikti you're looking for..."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Rikti, you say YES!"

"Bah weep granna weep Riktibom..."

"Rikti are like onions..."

"I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger-"
"YOU ARE A RIKTI!"

"I'll get you, my Rikti, and your little dog, too!"

"Lions, and tigers, and Rikti, oh my!"

"I find your lack of Rikti... disturbing."

"We won"
"No, we lost."
"We lost?"
"Yes, in the end, the Rikti are the winners, and we always lose."

"Rikti phone home."

"Maybe death is a rikti."
"Death is a state of nonbeing. You can't not be a rikti."
"I've not been a rikti all my life."
"No, what you've been, is not a rikti."

"I can give you vahz and cot and rikti, or cot and rikti without the vahz, or vahz and rikti without the cot, but I can't give you vahz and cot without the rikti. Rikti are compulsory."

"I'm sick and tired of these Mother F***ing Rikti, on this Mother F***ing Server!"

"Our dropships shall blot out the sun."
"Then we shall fight in the shade."

"On this night of a thousand Rikti, fly away with me..."

"I see dead Rikti."

"Are you a little tall to be a Rikti?"

"Never go in against a Rikti when DEATH is on the line!"

"I'm the king of the Rikti!"

"With great power comes great Rikti."

"A Rikti. Shaken, not stirred."

"They may take away our Rikti, but they'll never take our Freedom Server!"

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Rikti' at will to old ladies."

"One Rikti to rule them all
One Rikti to find them
One Rikti to bring them all
And in the war zone bind them"

"Klatu Verata Rikti..."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Rikti. Prepare to die."

"Am I going MAD, or did the word "Rikti" escape your lips?"

"RIKTI!!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent Rikti. I hate to die."

"Give us the Rikti."
"I have no Rikti."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean THIS Rikti."

"One does not simply walk into the Rikti War Zone."

"Speak, Rikti, and enter."

"This is my Rikti-wikti detector. Goes "ding" when there's stuff."

"I love the smell of Rikti in the morning."

"I used to bulls-eye Rikti over in Portal Canyon back home; they're not much bigger than two meters."

"We are looking for Rikti wessels."

"I'm Headman J'Onson. This is Headman Swordsman J'Onson."
"No relation."

"The sheriff is a Rik-"
BONNNNNGGGG!
"What'd he say?"
"He said the sheriff's rich!"
"No, cod friggin sarnit, I said the Sheriff is a Rik-" BONNNNNNGGGG!"

"Self: Excuse. Removal from pants: imminent."

"Who's the sex machine, the private Rikti who gets all the chicks?"
"Sh'Aft!"
"He's a bad Rikt-"
"Watch your mouth!"
"I'm talking about Sh'Aft!"
"And I can dig it."

*****

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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Just realise the truth. There are no rikti.

This time next year . . . we'll be riktified!

Smile and wave boys, smileeee and wave

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Welcome back to Earf!

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Level 30 rikti lf hami team [honestly we just want to trap it!]

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License and registration... Rikti f**ker.

Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a Rikti.

Don't spit in that Rikti's burger.

Who wants a Rikti ride?
Oooh, I vant von too!

Desperation is a Rikti cologne.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Rikti."

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Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!

"You fail me yet again, Rikti."

"Madness? This is the Rikti War Zone!"

I loved the Last Unicorn one, D_R!

edit to add:

"Total shambles after the last war. 3 kids and a Rikti could take the planet."

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Present designation: I
Future location: Will Be Back

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"Well, there's going to be some light music and a short note of apology saying, 'The universe ended last week, we're really sorry, we don't know what you're doing here, didn't you get the message?'"- Steve Moffat

Say hello to my lil Rikti.

Do you feel lucky, Rikti, do ya?

That didn't scare Little Rikti, did it?

OHHHHHH, my rikti, my darling, I hunger for your touch

You rikti think you're above the law. Well you aint above mine.

What makes you think she's a Rikti?
She turned me into a newt!

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I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson

I love you just for the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern reference, the rest is delicous gravy.

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Rozen and Stren are dead.

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"But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses."
-- Bruce Leverett, Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers

If I want to get in the mood to fight the Rikti I just watch this

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"we were right in the middle of a F***ing rikti zoo, and someone was giving BOOZE to these godd*** things!. It wouldn't be long now before they tear us to shreds"

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"I'll get you, my Rikti, and your little Monkey, too!"



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Fix't that for you.

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"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Rikti!"

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."

Oh Rikti you're so fine,
you're so fine you blow my mind.

HEY RIKTI! <clap><clap>HEY RIKTI!

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GOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING RIKTIIII WARZOOOOONE!

--NT

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They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!

If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville

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If I want to get in the mood to fight the Rikti I just watch this

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What about This?


Also:

Follow the mothership glow!
Follow the mothership glow!
Follow Follow Follow Follow-
Follow the mothership glow!

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A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.

/em johnbelushi


No Coke! Rikti!!

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"We can't stop here. This is Rikti country."

"Ah, nothin' like cold fusion."
"So, are we really gonna blow this thing?"
"Only if we see any Rikti."
"Yeah, I got yer Rikti right here ..."

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"Look, up in the sky, it's a Gold Bricker, it's an Arachnos Flier, it's a Rikti Mothership!"

"With great Rikti comes great invasions."

"Rikti smash!!!!"

"I got a Hami-o!"
"I got a Purple Recipe!!"
"I got a Rikti Monkey."

"There's...a Rikti...on the wing!"

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"Wanna buy some Riksticks?"
"You don't want to sell me Riksticks."
"I don't wanna sell you Riksticks."
"You want to go home and Rikthink your life."
"I wanna go home and Rikthink my life."

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"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi

Characters

Elwood: It's 1.06 miles to the Mothership, we got a full zone of supers, half a tray of inspies, I'm Dark/Dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: HIT IT!

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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came

Unless the Rikti routinely bomb Atlas Park and Cap au Diable, there ain't going to be anyone outside to fight them.

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"Some are born Rikti, some achieve Rikti, and others have Rikti thrust upon them."

"The Good, the Bad, the Rikti."

"Do you feel lucky, Rikti, well, do ya?"

"Give me Invasion or give me Rikti."

"I regret that I only have one live to give to my Rikti."

"You have the right to remain Rikti. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a forum thread. You have the right to a Drop Ship present during an Invasion. If you cannot afford a Drop Ship, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?"

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If I want to get in the mood to fight the Rikti I just watch this

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And that still remains one of my all-time favorite videos. Of course, with the invasion weekend coming up, and having learned a TON about making videos since I made that one, I am sorely tempted to remake it.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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