BadStorm

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  1. I will wet myself...now.


    TPBM can recover his stamina 3 seconds after giggidy-giggidy-goo.
  2. /em johnbelushi


    No Coke! Rikti!!
  3. BadStorm

    *cough* *cough*

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    And just what do we have here...

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    *cough* *cough*.

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    I'll take "A Redundant Thread" for 100...

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    /em alextrebek
    Redundant Threads for 100: On the CoH Forums, this subject was reported ad nauseum after the release of I15 in 2009.
  4. *snip-snip*

    Done. Justice will never breed again.
  5. Mine would be as far away as possible from yours.


    ...and women would have nipples.
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    Or maybe they are coming to realize what I am coming to realize, that only a few people on these forums actually ever help anyone. The rest just have pompous condescending replies for no purpose other than making people posting feel stupid.

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    The conclusion I have come to is that no one ever listens to anyone else, they always assume that any response they don't like with must arise from bad motives.

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    Oh, looking for trouble, are you?
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    I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.

    Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.

    I see many potentials in this train of thought...

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    ...as do I.

    Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!

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    Done and done.

    I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.

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    Dang. You must get LOTS of dates.

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    Only when I can bring my girlfriend.

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    Hawt.
  8. I have a bunch, on different servers, that I think rock:

    Medieval
    Highlord
    Grandmaster
    Warzone
    Battlestation
    Las Vegas

    ...and so many others. Names are key to my relating to the character...
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    I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.

    Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.

    I see many potentials in this train of thought...

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    ...as do I.

    Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!

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    Done and done.

    I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.

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    Dang. You must get LOTS of dates.
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    [*]Protection:
    •Hold:0%
    •Stun:0%
    •Sleep:0%
    •Immob:0%
    •Knock:0%
    •Repel:0%
    •Confuse:0%
    •Fear:0%
    •Taunt:0%
    •Placate:0%
    •Teleport:0%
    *Facial:0%


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    Fixt.












    Empaths suck.
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    I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.

    Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.

    I see many potentials in this train of thought...

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    ...as do I.

    Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
  12. I like the ones with the peanuts in the middle, though the chocolate ones are yummy too.

    Oh...we aren't talking about M&M's?

    Man...I need to get boinked. I can't think clearly anymore...
  13. I don't complain much because the draft is welcome on those hot, steamy days.
  14. My favorite badgeho, Yeoman Medic, had a face that was taken away. This prevents me from modding her costume. Then, some glitch caused her mini-skirt to rotate, with the thigh-slit now appearing in front. I can't change the skirt now without losing the face! It's like her love-muffin now has an easy access door for any who wish to enter.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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    Well, somebody's got to give the Real Housewives more gator-leather handbags.

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    *dreams of a world with Gucci for all*
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    Worst case, we kill ourselves off. Earth ain't going nowhere.

    I'm one of the old-timers with my "Won't affect me and I don't have no grandkids... but yours are screwed" opinion. If you make my life more difficult to green it up a bit, I won't do it. As it stands I don't recycle. I have a garbage bag. Everything goes in it. That way I only have to take one bag a week out to the curb. I'll be long dead by the time it's an issue.

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    *subscribes to newsletter*
  17. Last mission to get badge and merits.

    If you DC anytime during last mish (even when exiting completed mish after badge awarded) you won't get merits.

    This has happened to me a number of times, and support can't/won't help.
  18. Bananas, despite their shape, are much better shaken than stirred.
  19. Hello, Future Shop clerk? Do you have an...ummm...Adult Toy Section? No? Dang.

    *drops card on floor, stomps out in frustration*
  20. "Master Flamebaiter"...


    I fill my hands with my Burning Trouser-Snake of DOOOM!


    Well, ok, that's what popped into my gutter-mind.
  21. BadStorm

    Forum Girl Vote!

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    wait a minute... you just said that the cheerleaders and prom queens get in AND locked out....

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    Yah, well, I sometimes talk out of both sides of my mouth.


    Quite the feat when its full.
  22. BadStorm

    Forum Girl Vote!

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    thats what i was thinking Bad .. how could folks not have our emerald queen in it.

    i nominate BadStorm .. and also Sential_sage *( hope i spelt that right )

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    Well, it's just like high school. All the cheerleaders and prom queens get in, while the slutty smokers get locked out.
  23. *descends from tower, gathers up hair-ladder*

    Alright...who in this court is the Official Bikini-Waxxer to the Throne?
  24. I'm partial to a well-made Cosmo, a finely-crafted Manhattan and creamy Pina Colada's when I lounge on a nude beach.