Dear Paragon Dept. of Maintenance
By
BackFire,
Posted on: 2009-06-29 20:24 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
What, no love for the people of the Rogue Isles?
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What, no love for the people of the Rogue Isles?
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Bother to clean up a little bit and we will talk about your dam doors
@Jeffery Duke
Meanwhile...On The Internet...
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What, no love for the people of the Rogue Isles?
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Bother to clean up a little bit and we will talk about your dam doors
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Take it up with the Maniac who has a Spider Fetish.
I could cope with the occasional squeaky door in the Rogue Isles, where it makes sense.
It's when City Hall squeaks at me that I'm particularly perturbed.
That and the squeaky-pop sound of a closing door when I've just gone through an irising hatchway.
Does anyone know if the secret sliding stone doors squeak as well? I haven't tried those yet.
Statesmonkey Sez: Lighten up! It's a game, for Lincoln's sake!
Also: Six years of casual play begins to look an awful lot like one year of hardcore play.
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What, no love for the people of the Rogue Isles?
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Bother to clean up a little bit and we will talk about your dam doors
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But the dam's in Paragon...
Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.
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It's when City Hall squeaks at me that I'm particularly perturbed.
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Are you sure you didn't go into the Spooky Haunted City Hall by mistake?
Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster
"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."
Agreed. All the new Issue 15 FX sounds are good . . . except the door sounds. It just isn't right.
The devs need to look into a different door sound that this new one.
I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
Brother of Markus
The Lord of Fire and Pain
The Legendary Living Hellfire
Fight my brute!
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It's when City Hall squeaks at me that I'm particularly perturbed.
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Are you sure you didn't go into the Spooky Haunted City Hall by mistake?
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But how else are we gonna solve the Mystery of the Monstrous Mayor?!
Having Vengeance and Fallout slotted for recharge means never having to say you're sorry.
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
Brother of Markus
The Lord of Fire and Pain
The Legendary Living Hellfire
Fight my brute!
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
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Dang. You must get LOTS of dates.
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
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Dang. You must get LOTS of dates.
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Only when I can bring my girlfriend.
Brother of Markus
The Lord of Fire and Pain
The Legendary Living Hellfire
Fight my brute!
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
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Dang. You must get LOTS of dates.
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Only when I can bring my girlfriend.
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Hawt.
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But how else are we gonna solve the Mystery of the Monstrous Mayor?!
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It was old man Haggart, the museum curator... and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those kids and their dog!
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Ok lets get this back on topic. . . LivingHellfire and Bad Storms conversation ! 
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We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
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Jerk! Idiot! Moron! Loser!
LAUNCH FIGHTERS!
Sorry.
Larry: Owen, what the hell did you do to my wife?
Owen: Well I don't want to say on the phone - all I can tell you is that I killed her last night.
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We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
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Jerk! Idiot! Moron! Loser!
LAUNCH FIGHTERS!
Sorry.
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That's exactly what I was thinking, in that little voice, too.
Man, I love that game. I'd pay 20 bucks for that game if it came out on Steam. 20 bucks easy, maybe even a little more. There was NOTHING about that game I didn't love.
Brother of Markus
The Lord of Fire and Pain
The Legendary Living Hellfire
Fight my brute!
I don't remember Starcon2 so much, but I used to play the hell out of the original. I actually bought Starcon3 on ebay for like 10 bucks a few years ago. Course it won't play on Vista so I'm screwed there. Definitely one of my all time favorites though.
Larry: Owen, what the hell did you do to my wife?
Owen: Well I don't want to say on the phone - all I can tell you is that I killed her last night.
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Jerk! Idiot! Moron! Loser!
LAUNCH FIGHTERS!
Sorry.
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That's exactly what I was thinking, in that little voice, too.
Man, I love that game. I'd pay 20 bucks for that game if it came out on Steam.
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What would you say to... ABSOLUTELY FREE?!? And we'll throw in some optional extra remixed music as a bonus!
The Ur-Quan Masters
See above for details, but the vast majority of Star Control 2 was released to the fan community by its original creators several years ago. The current implementation is still technically beta numbering, but fully playable on a wide variety of platforms (Windows, Mac, Linux, etc.).
Miuramir, Windchime, Sariel the Golden, Scarlet Antinomist...
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
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What, no sigh of intense satisfaction? Next you'll be telling me you forgot your towel!
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I think they should have a randomizer on the door sound effects.
Maybe one could be a squeak, another could be a fart or a burp, another could be a dog-bark and/or a cat's meow. We could even see if we could get the license to some of the sound effects from Starcontrol 2, and have the door call us names when we open it.
I see many potentials in this train of thought...
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...as do I.
Add a groan of pleasure and we have a winner!
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Done and done.
I'll even throw in a moan of ecstacy and a squeal of delight for good measure. On the house.
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What, no sigh of intense satisfaction? Next you'll be telling me you forgot your towel!
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Its a rough Universe out there, a person's gotta know where his towel is....
FeeFye
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Please oil the hinges.
Sincerely,
Everyone who uses doors.
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I agree. Despite how busy they must be, there's always time for lubricant.
If somebody you're arguing with goes off the deep end, don't follow.
I'm pretty sure the PDoM is too busy cleaning up villain body parts in offices, repairing burn marks/bullet holes/boulder dents, and mopping up melted ice/hamidon goo on everything in sight that something as trivial as greasing hinges never makes it up the priority list.
Craft your inventions in AE!!
Play "Crafter's Cafe" - Arc #487283. A 1 mission, NON-COMBAT AE arc with workable invention tables!
Please oil the hinges.
Sincerely,
Everyone who uses doors.
Statesmonkey Sez: Lighten up! It's a game, for Lincoln's sake!
Also: Six years of casual play begins to look an awful lot like one year of hardcore play.