Champion Conspiracy Theories


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Elf Stalker is actually Marut, and he's in an undercover investigation to finally catch Ping in the alleged sex scandal with Miz Nibblez. This investigation, of course, is being led by Detective.

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Ultraamann sold his account to someone who wears pants.

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Lord Stryker has fifteen kids that he bought from an illegal website that he has making prestige for his new SG on Virtue. Cobalt Azurean is one of these children, and every time he gets caught playing on Champion he gets twenty lashes. And we never knew just HOW dedicated he was to us.

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Heh heh heh


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Jesus tittyfucking christ

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ya this 1 made me giggle out loud


 

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Where's the [censored]?


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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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GenderPoison is the hottest Klingon in all of Canada.

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Champion is actually run and operated by the sock nomes. They use socks as characters and they are very effecient race. Despite looking ugly as sin.

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1. Steal Socks
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3. PROFIT

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That is how I make all my inf


 

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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.


 

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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.


 

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Elf Stalker is actually Marut, and he's in an undercover investigation to finally catch Ping in the alleged sex scandal with Miz Nibblez. This investigation, of course, is being led by Detective.

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This is almost true.

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Elf Stalker is actually Quason, who is conducting an undercover investigation to reveal the sex scandal between Ping and Miz Nibbles, who is allegedly six months pregnant. Of course, the baby really belongs to Catholic Knight and it is Palatial Guard that is pregnant.

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Just what I heard.

And, your inebriated post was wonderful, Meph'.


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Nahh, Mz Nibbles is actually a computer AI designed by the leaders of UHB to deceive all of us into thinking that girls play on Champion. The AI uses several CoH accounts to perpetuate the lie, including GenderPoison and AngieB.

Once Champion believes in this farce they will hold a 'Girls Night Out' where the AI will lure all the desperate nerdlings to a secluded pvp zone to be massacred mercilessly on camera.

The video will be used to enforce several blackmail schemes.


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After looking over this thread all i can say is

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After looking over this thread all i can say is

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i know for a fact that you can say more.

Now, the ultimate truth behind the drama, the scandals, the return of KaliMagdalene, is that whenggderbikdf'k'df9i8g8


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Pingu is actually a cabbit, all a big joke for the last 4 years/


 

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Bronx IS the most interesting man in the world.


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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.

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You've obviously never met a Marine before.


 

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Bronx IS the most interesting man in the world.

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Bronx doesn't always drink... but when he does, he drinks Buzz Beer.


 

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Bronx IS the most interesting man in the world.

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Bronx doesn't always drink... but when he does, he drinks Buzz Beer.

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Something tells me Bronx will put Buzz Beer in the same category as Canadian Bacon.


 

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Bronx IS the most interesting man in the world.

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Bronx doesn't always drink... but when he does, he drinks Buzz Beer.

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Something tells me Bronx will put Buzz Beer in the same category as Canadian Bacon.

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I don't think he drinks beer... most of the time


 

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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.

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You've obviously never met a Marine before.

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I've met many. Quickest ones to think they are a badass because they have been trained to believe such a thing.

First to go down hard in real situations because the reality gets shattered.

There is even an expression for this type of thing that a marine actually explained to me but I can't remember what it was called.

But don't worry. You aren't alone in your delusions lol.


 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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False. I'm the lumberjack and haven't gotten any relations.


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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.

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You've obviously never met a Marine before.

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I've met many. Quickest ones to think they are a badass because they have been trained to believe such a thing.

First to go down hard in real situations because the reality gets shattered.

There is even an expression for this type of thing that a marine actually explained to me but I can't remember what it was called.

But don't worry. You aren't alone in your delusions lol.

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"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you." - Emperor Palpitine

Seriously though- why is all this hate for Meph coming out of left field? Is it a personal grudge, or just random wrath against drunk Scrubs watchers?


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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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False. I'm the lumberjack and haven't gotten any relations.


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You're a lumberjack, and that's OK.
You sleep all night and you work all day...


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
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People who get drunk and watch Scrubs must be total badasses that you don't want to mess with in RLPVP........or they just have some big words spewing out of some liquid courage...

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Coincidently....both.

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I'd say it is much more of the latter, I have found that the scariest people don't advertise it.

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You've obviously never met a Marine before.

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I've met many. Quickest ones to think they are a badass because they have been trained to believe such a thing.

First to go down hard in real situations because the reality gets shattered.

There is even an expression for this type of thing that a marine actually explained to me but I can't remember what it was called.

But don't worry. You aren't alone in your delusions lol.

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I think you just let Meph's point sail right over your head. He agrees with you. Marines are loud.


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