Champion Conspiracy Theories


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What branch of service were you in?

'Cause I heard a rumor that you weren't in one. Just sayin'.


"I do it better than anybody you've ever seen do it.
The screams from the haters, it's got a nice ring to it.
I guess every super hero needs his theme music .."

 

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Bronx IS the most interesting man in the world.

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Definitely a [censored] lie.

I feel like I owe Neuro for this rumor, though. Har.


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Bronx doesn't always drink... but when he does, he drinks Buzz Beer.

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Something tells me Bronx will put all Beer in the same category as Canadian Bacon.

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Fix'd.

No longer a rumor. I am confirming this as truth.


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I don't think he drinks beer... most of the time

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Very rarely, pimpin'. Lately, it's been an [censored] load of Private Stock. Mmm ..

Even then, it is a Red Stripe or Blue Moon. *

And, I'm such a [censored] that I need two orange peels.







* Me drinking a beer or four will never equate to me condoning Canadian Bacon. [censored] [censored] that [censored] is.


"I do it better than anybody you've ever seen do it.
The screams from the haters, it's got a nice ring to it.
I guess every super hero needs his theme music .."

 

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I don't think he drinks beer... most of the time

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Very rarely, pimpin'. Lately, it's been an [censored] load of Private Stock. Mmm ..

Even then, it is a Red Stripe or Blue Moon. *

And, I'm such a [censored] that I need two orange peels.







* Me drinking a beer or four will never equate to me condoning Canadian Bacon. [censored] [censored] that [censored] is.

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Snob!


 

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I don't think he drinks beer... most of the time

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Very rarely, pimpin'. Lately, it's been an [censored] load of Private Stock. Mmm ..

Even then, it is a Red Stripe or Blue Moon. *

And, I'm such a [censored] that I need two orange peels.







* Me drinking a beer or four will never equate to me condoning Canadian Bacon. [censored] [censored] that [censored] is.

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Snob!

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Being a snob is fine . . . I've recently returned to beer and realized i can't drink anything i used to think was good. It's seems my beer shelf now always has something people have never heard of.
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Well if you don't count my newly acquired supply of "visitor beer" and my guilty pleasure cheap beer (but only 2-3 bottles)
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And of course the obligatory 22oz bottle of arrogant [censored].


 

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Cobalt Azurean, Fanged Knight, Elf Stalker, Neuronia, and Lauralla are the real final five Cylons.


@Celestial Lord and @Celestial Lord Too

 

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I don't think he drinks beer... most of the time

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Very rarely, pimpin'. Lately, it's been an [censored] load of Private Stock. Mmm ..

Even then, it is a Red Stripe or Blue Moon. *

And, I'm such a [censored] that I need two orange peels.







* Me drinking a beer or four will never equate to me condoning Canadian Bacon. [censored] [censored] that [censored] is.

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Snob!

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Being a snob is fine . . . I've recently returned to beer and realized i can't drink anything i used to think was good. It's seems my beer shelf now always has something people have never heard of.
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Well if you don't count my newly acquired supply of "visitor beer" and my guilty pleasure cheap beer (but only 2-3 bottles)
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And of course the obligatory 22oz bottle of arrogant [censored].

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Do you prefer light or dark beers?

IPA's or Imperial Stouts?

Have you had Damnation Golden Ale, or Moylan's: Ryan Sullivan's Imperial Stout?

-wibbles-


 

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Cobalt Azurean, Fanged Knight, Elf Stalker, Neuronia, and Lauralla are the real final five Cylons.

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No No they are actually the 5 remaining contestants on The Bachelorette..

who will get the final rose?


 

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Ashcraft is a squrrel in real life


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Nemesis Blame Squrrels for everything


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Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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Inc gave up on PvP and is actually leveling a character through content, turning off XP when necessary to finish arcs.


 

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Cobalt Azurean, Fanged Knight, Elf Stalker, Neuronia, and Lauralla are the real final five Cylons.

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No No they are actually the 5 remaining contestants on The Bachelorette..

who will get the final rose?

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I'd rather be a robot that forgot it was a robot and humped one of its pseudo-children than appear on that 'reality' show.


 

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I once heard that if you stand in a specific spot in Talos Island, you can see Silent Spy eating an apple.

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This one is true, but I will never release the coordinates! You must find it for yourself!


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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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Apparently you didn't actually read the bio. She's into lumberJANES. You're not really a Jane in real life, are you? C'mon, you can tell us. It's safe here on the interwebz.


"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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I am lumber, does that count? It's the opposite of limber....I think. Oh well, off to get schwasted and watch Xformers!

Oh, wait! Before I go....I heard a rumor:

The Xylon corporation, started in 1995 by retired Army Brigadier General Herbert Mason and secretly funded by Hugh Jackman, started pouring money into a project called "Zenith." This project's goal was kept secret, but in 2004 the Department of Homeland Security became quite concerned with the company's antics after a string of worker deaths haphazardly labeled as 'industrial accidents' due to 'equipment malfunction'. Autopsies later revealed that the workers had been nearly ripped to shreds, but not by mechanical equipment.
They sent in their best agent, Jason Statham, to investigate the rumors of wild genetic experimentation. Agent Statham infiltrated the Xylon labs to find that the rumors were true, and BGen Mason was making the attempt at creating a REAL super-powered being. This did not shock the Feds when Agent Statham informed them through a secure satellite phone from deep inside the complex, but what he told them next was indeed concerning: They were successful. There was a test subject in a stasis unit that was reported to have incredible intelligence, lightning fast reflexes and strength equal to any five top athletes.
Upon further investigation, Statham found that there were also failed experiments that had not been disposed of yet. One was a complete failure, with extremely low intelligence and strength.
The Department of Homeland Security reportedly sent in three highly trained assault teams. The details get sketchy after this, because all that was found when DHS had to send in three more teams was a pile of smoldering rubble. It is believed that Xylon destroyed the evidence and the structure in an attempt to kill Jason Statham, but medical reports filed say that he died from six puncture wounds in his chest by sharp metal objects.
The failed experiment was also missing from the smoldering rubble, though DHS is currently tracking his location by monitoring his City of Heroes moniker. It is believed that since the experiment could not prove itself to be a super-powered being due to genetic miscoding at Xylon labs, he strives to prove himself in this digital world under the name "Elf Stalker".

How do I know this? Because I am Hugh Jackman.


 

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How do I know this? Because I am Hugh Jackman.

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You should be ashamed of yourself for that collection of nonsense known as Wolverine: Origins.
We should kill you for that alone.


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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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Apparently you didn't actually read the bio. She's into lumberJANES. You're not really a Jane in real life, are you? C'mon, you can tell us. It's safe here on the interwebz.

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Wait for Hero Con and find out for yourself big boy lol


 

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Elf Stalker directed Transformers 2.

Cobalt has held back power colour customization for the past several years.

VORI didn't quit the game. Elf found out their real life addresses...

Oh and a fun fact, not a rumour:

The only time I've ever see Bronx defeated was during the 5 year anniversary event. Didn't do the multiple AVs any good though, he just bounced back with a self rez every few seconds. Fun to watch.


The Widow's Dark Hand - leader of Faux Pas
Champion Server
Tee Hee!

 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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Apparently you didn't actually read the bio. She's into lumberJANES. You're not really a Jane in real life, are you? C'mon, you can tell us. It's safe here on the interwebz.

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Wait for Hero Con and find out for yourself big boy lol

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Good luck with that.


"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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Cobalt has held back power colour customization for the past several years.

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Lies! Lies and slander!


"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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Apparently you didn't actually read the bio. She's into lumberJANES. You're not really a Jane in real life, are you? C'mon, you can tell us. It's safe here on the interwebz.

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Wait for Hero Con and find out for yourself big boy lol

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Good luck with that.

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You never know.. I could really be a blue woman.. o.0


 

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Fanged Knight and Cobalt are 2 of the founding members of Blue Man Group (the 2 shown at the start on the jumbo-tron)


 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this

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Apparently you didn't actually read the bio. She's into lumberJANES. You're not really a Jane in real life, are you? C'mon, you can tell us. It's safe here on the interwebz.

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Wait for Hero Con and find out for yourself big boy lol

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Good luck with that.

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You never know.. I could really be a blue woman.. o.0

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So, what you're sayin' is that you have a man-crush on me? No bromance here.


"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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Cobalt you're so conceided


 

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Cobalt you're so conceided

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He's so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.


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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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I hear I have a man crush on Cobalt... TRUE...


 

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I heard recently that Nemesis is a Skynet plot.