Champion Conspiracy Theories


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What whispered rumors have you heard? Post them here.

The server is secretly run by seven, all-knowing players that meet in a Private channel to decide the fate of everyone on Champion. Or maybe even... the world.


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ahhh the Watchmen?


 

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What whispered rumors have you heard? Post them here.

The server is secretly run by seven, all-knowing players that meet in a Private channel to decide the fate of everyone on Champion. Or maybe even... the world.

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That's it your out for mentioning it now it's down to 6 all knowing players


 

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ahhh the Watchmen?

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Hey, Dynamite Joe's in that supergroup. >_>


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Actually Champion was conceived by Cobalt, Stryker and Elf Stalker to generate mass amounts of of the unstable compound Omigodforumdramahydroxate-11, which powers Cobalt's blue shift light-warping machine which is slowly turning all the light in the universe blue through gravitational lensing.

He also plans to blame me for all of this, the rat bastid.


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The server is secretly run by seven, all-knowing players that meet in a Private channel to decide the fate of everyone on Champion. Or maybe even... the world.

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ahhh the Watchmen?

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I was thinking more like the Illuminati.


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Ping and Bronx are part of the Cartel that controls everything for sale on the Auction House.

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Cobalt has two level fifty villains. If he ever appears to be offline, he is in the Rogue Isles.

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Witty Librarian is witty.

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CriticalKat is hawt. And, actually lives across the street from an iHOP, but appreciates people pitying that she allegedly doesn't.

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The Jesters are raising a baby to take over the world.

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Eating carelessness for breakfast is brain food.

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Bronx and Steel are best buds.

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It is better to cook bacon to a crisp rather than to the point of it still being flexible.

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Those are all the rumors I have ever heard.

And, I can tell you the last is false.


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I once heard that if you stand in a specific spot in Talos Island, you can see Silent Spy eating an apple.


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CriticalKat is hawt. And, actually lives across the street from an iHOP, but appreciates people pitying that she allegedly doesn't.

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Truff. Seriously though I just moved this week and am out of the booneys and live just outside the city now. So happy.

Bronx...just sent you a p.m.


 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...


 

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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.


 

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The server is secretly run by seven, all-knowing players that meet in a Private channel to decide the fate of everyone on Champion. Or maybe even... the world.

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Some of the most popular forumites are actually the worst damn gamers ever and appear to be just pushing buttons with no knowledge of what they do.

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Bud & LS are actually the same person. (They damn sure sound the same on ventrilo)

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Elkie is actually an HonorRoll student at Harvard and is simply working on a thesis of how the pop culture in America treats someone who appears to be slowheaded.

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Ping never showed up at the gas station because he actually is scurred of RLPVP and knows Elkie would crush him.


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Cobalt has indeed secretly been playing the redside and is currently about to take over Bronx's title of being the richest player ever on redside. (btw Cobbie, my domme is in desperate need of the funds for a decent build plz)

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Champion actually has no male players. We are all hawt females. Yes you too.

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Elkie is actually an HonorRoll student at Harvard and is simply working on a thesis of how the pop culture in America treats someone who appears to be slowheaded.


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So odd. I heard he was working on his PhD in particle physics at Berkeley. Damn that Champion rumor mill!!


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Elf Stalker is actually Marut, and he's in an undercover investigation to finally catch Ping in the alleged sex scandal with Miz Nibblez. This investigation, of course, is being led by Detective.

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Ultraamann sold his account to someone who wears pants.

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Lord Stryker has fifteen kids that he bought from an illegal website that he has making prestige for his new SG on Virtue. Cobalt Azurean is one of these children, and every time he gets caught playing on Champion he gets twenty lashes. And we never knew just HOW dedicated he was to us.

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<insert nemesis plot involving a prominent forumite here>

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Cobalt Azurean is actually Optimus Prime and Lord Stryker is actually Megatron.

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Why does Cobalt Azurean get to be Optimus Prime? We need a cooler champion hero!

no offense cobalt!


 

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Cobalt Azurean is an anagram of the politcally radical 1960's group, A Bacon Zeal Rut, otherwise known as ABZR.


 

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Cobalt Azurean is an anagram of the politcally radical 1960's group, A Bacon Zeal Rut, otherwise known as ABZR.

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Rumors and lies! It is an anagram of Canal Tuba Zero. I thought everyone knew that?


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
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I've heard that Amygdala have special "relationship" with people with Student cards.... Unfortunately I lost mine and can't test this...

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That one is false, she has a thing for lumberjacks and superbeasts. True.

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True.. I'm the superbeast i know this


 

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Cobalt Azurean is actually Optimus Prime and Lord Stryker is actually Megatron.

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Optimus Prime is not a Dicktator


 

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Elf Stalker becomes Cobalt in 2012...it's part of the apocalypese.

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Mephisto drank himseof into believing that Steel Breiggade is actually Dinah Might...

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Moderator 8 plays on Champion as Witty Librarian...no wonder he likes pirates!

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Pingu is Swahili for cumguzzler...which actually still makes sense for SOME of the SG

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Napalm sticks to kids. It's not a champion rumor, but just something Iheard.

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A lot of campionites watch golf....which I hate. Seriously, is that the only thing on besides baseball? Jesus tittyfucking christ, I cant wait until NFL season starts!

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I introduced a player to the game, and told them to make a toon on Freedom. That's not actually a rumor, just a testament to Champion's lack of spice.

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Only a few people play on CHamp, really, and though it's generally a good group of people I wouldn't suggest it to everyone. Some people are a little too harsh, some people are a little too "look at me, I've got this" and some people are a little too "check out my SG". More SG's than would like to admit have got this going on.

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I don't drink.

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This game sucks for End-game content...most people will be spending a lot of time on Champions Online until they figure out the flaws there and compare them to this game because it would be awesome if we still had something like the old-school hami raids with the old-school players like Marut and Stimpack and Target and such.

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I really do laugh in real life whenever someone becomes serious about something written in a post. There's a difference in disagreeing with someone and challenging them to RLPVP. I would murder most(if not all) of you in RLPVP and I don't ever talk [censored] like that. Please...stop it before you embarass yourself or someone notices that you just don't exist anymore.

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Pingus have to be the closest thing to a consistent SG that I've ever felt kin to. They rock, despite the fact that they piss me off sometimes. Go Pingus.

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Scrubs is an awesome show...think I'll go back to watching that now instead of posting more here while intoxicated.

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Jesus tittyfucking christ

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Some guy named Gulver used to play this game before they added badges for not playing the game.

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Sonic Bang bought his account off the internetz

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