Champion Conspiracy Theories


4shes

 

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I am Nemesis.


 

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While Darzer claims to be Nemesis, that's only partially true. He is actually the Nemesis Hamster Wheel.

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No, I built the wheel and trained the hamster thus the conspiracy can mean one of two things. I am Nemesis or the Hamster is Nemesis, either way one of is a Nemesis plot.


 

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Awwwww...

Not our fault that your neice is reportedly a hottie!

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I meant the report as a warning!
Not as permission to drool over her.
She has enough guys chasing her on MySpace.


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Awwwww...

Not our fault that your neice is reportedly a hottie!

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I meant the report as a warning!
Not as permission to drool over her.
She has enough guys chasing her on MySpace.


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Well, technically we were only drooling over 4she's avatar.

However, if you want to provide links to that myspace page.....







giggity?


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Awwwww...

Not our fault that your neice is reportedly a hottie!

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I meant the report as a warning!
Not as permission to drool over her.
She has enough guys chasing her on MySpace.


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Well, technically we were only drooling over 4she's avatar.

However, if you want to provide links to that myspace page.....







giggity?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH HEH HAHA!

No.


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Awwwww...

Not our fault that your neice is reportedly a hottie!

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I meant the report as a warning!
Not as permission to drool over her.
She has enough guys chasing her on MySpace.


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Now we know the saying pic or it never happened.
we know family tend to always say there kid is cute even when not.

So my guess is she is ok looking and BA wants her to be hot in our mind

I am sure she is not hot enough to get me to sign up for facebooks or myspace.


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Now we know the saying pic or it never happened.
we know family tend to always say there kid is cute even when not.

So my guess is she is ok looking and BA wants her to be hot in our mind

I am sure she is not hot enough to get me to sign up for facebooks or myspace.

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You know, your right.
She isn't attractive. She's just ordinary.
But, she'll always be a princess in my mind.

Good call Slacker.


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Lies. I would never get a myspace account or a facebook account just to see the pics of your hot niece.

That being said, send the link, I already have the accounts above

I will objectively judge for the Champion Community and report back honestly my opinion.

Come on BA. You can trust a Pingu


 

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Nah.
I already admitted that she's not attractive.
No need to drag it out any further.
Thanks.


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Nah.
I already admitted that she's not attractive.
No need to drag it out any further.
Thanks.

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Now your down playig it .. I think the info should be sent to my GF. (The one that is 21) let her report back if she is hot or not.

Dark sad think he is trusted the 1st pingu who said she was not hot :}


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Nah.
I already admitted that she's not attractive.
No need to drag it out any further.
Thanks.

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Now your down playig it .. I think the info should be sent to my GF. (The one that is 21) let her report back if she is hot or not.

Dark sad think he is trusted the 1st pingu who said she was not hot :}

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He totally needs a second opinion.

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Nah.
I already admitted that she's not attractive.
No need to drag it out any further.
Thanks.

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I always thought of it as an unwritten rule, not to judge family in their looks of attractiveness, seems a bit weird even thinking of it...


 

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Usually people who do this think the opposite. He's just trying to lie to himself I think... which means....


OH GAWD!


 

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lol...I turned off avatars because it was driving me nuts how slow it made these forums, but now I'm curious!

By the way, why is it in families that if there are two or more sisters, one is always smoking hot? Perhaps *THAT* is the conspiracy!


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Mother's lock up your daughters.

The infamous Silas was NOT banned. And the supreme chancellor himself shall be returning.


 

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By the way, why is it in families that if there are two or more sisters, one is always smoking hot? Perhaps *THAT* is the conspiracy!

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On a similar note, when there are a group of 3 young ladies, why is one so much physically less attractive? Is the one on the lesser end of the hotness scale trying to make herself feel better. Although at the same time she is putting the other 2 that much higher on the scale.

It appears as though there are multiple consipiracies going on there and the symbiosis of that scenario seems a bit weighted.


 

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By the way, why is it in families that if there are two or more sisters, one is always smoking hot? Perhaps *THAT* is the conspiracy!

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On a similar note, when there are a group of 3 young ladies, why is one so much physically less attractive? Is the one on the lesser end of the hotness scale trying to make herself feel better. Although at the same time she is putting the other 2 that much higher on the scale.

It appears as though there are multiple consipiracies going on there and the symbiosis of that scenario seems a bit weighted.

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I have 3 older sisters. I've overheard some really disturbing things about what women do.
This one I think is just wrong, not disturbing, just wrong.

Men go out in pairs and groups, and help each other along in getting women. (Optimally that is. Lord help you if you have a (CENSORED)-Blocker in your party). This is the "Wingman" approach. And it works. Men benefit from the aid of another. Kinda Brotherly.

Women, on the other hand, have this tactic. I call it "The Ugly Duckling" (actually stole the term from one of my sisters' friends, but whatever) Women go out in a group of 3 or more, a "herd" if you will. Within this herd, there will be the Ugly Duckling. The girl who, maybe even unknowningly (which is often the cruel part), is several level less attractive than the rest. This is for Contrast. You look at the group, and see the Ugly Duckling, and the rest begin to appear all the more hotter in comparison. So, the girls get their men, and the Ugly Duckling is left to sit at the bar till closing, and hope for one of us stupid males who is drunk enough to take her home. This lowers her self-esteem even worse, and propogates her self-image as unattractive, and thus keeps her in the Ugly Duckling position.
However, in many cases, this Ugly Duckling may become a whole differant entity entirely. The Guard Dog. The Guard Dog is an Unattractive friend who has had thier self-esteem beaten out of them to the point they are bitter, jealous, and spiteful. They are the Wingman's nemesis. They hover around the group of "hotties" and block and undermine all guys attempts to woo said hotties. The only solution to this to have a "Kamikaze Wingman" (a rare and treasured man indeed) who will take one for the team, fully sober. He targets the Guard Dog, and diverts her from the group, with drinks and flattery. This often means the Wingman must, "follow through" with his course and make the "Walk of Shame" the next morning. But, fear not. True Friends will herald and martyr the name and deeds of this Kamikaze Wingman. For he has done the tribe a great service.


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By the way, why is it in families that if there are two or more sisters, one is always smoking hot? Perhaps *THAT* is the conspiracy!

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On a similar note, when there are a group of 3 young ladies, why is one so much physically less attractive? Is the one on the lesser end of the hotness scale trying to make herself feel better. Although at the same time she is putting the other 2 that much higher on the scale.

It appears as though there are multiple consipiracies going on there and the symbiosis of that scenario seems a bit weighted.

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I have 3 older sisters. I've overheard some really disturbing things about what women do.
This one I think is just wrong, not disturbing, just wrong.

Men go out in pairs and groups, and help each other along in getting women. (Optimally that is. Lord help you if you have a (CENSORED)-Blocker in your party). This is the "Wingman" approach. And it works. Men benefit from the aid of another. Kinda Brotherly.

Women, on the other hand, have this tactic. I call it "The Ugly Duckling" (actually stole the term from one of my sisters' friends, but whatever) Women go out in a group of 3 or more, a "herd" if you will. Within this herd, there will be the Ugly Duckling. The girl who, maybe even unknowningly (which is often the cruel part), is several level less attractive than the rest. This is for Contrast. You look at the group, and see the Ugly Duckling, and the rest begin to appear all the more hotter in comparison. So, the girls get their men, and the Ugly Duckling is left to sit at the bar till closing, and hope for one of us stupid males who is drunk enough to take her home. This lowers her self-esteem even worse, and propogates her self-image as unattractive, and thus keeps her in the Ugly Duckling position.
However, in many cases, this Ugly Duckling may become a whole differant entity entirely. The Guard Dog. The Guard Dog is an Unattractive friend who has had thier self-esteem beaten out of them to the point they are bitter, jealous, and spiteful. They are the Wingman's nemesis. They hover around the group of "hotties" and block and undermine all guys attempts to woo said hotties. The only solution to this to have a "Kamikaze Wingman" (a rare and treasured man indeed) who will take one for the team, fully sober. He targets the Guard Dog, and diverts her from the group, with drinks and flattery. This often means the Wingman must, "follow through" with his course and make the "Walk of Shame" the next morning. But, fear not. True Friends will herald and martyr the name and deeds of this Kamikaze Wingman. For he has done the tribe a great service.


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I knew of why they did it (the Ugly Duckling) with only having one sister. But my sister was one that was always being chased and we shared our war stories on the world with each other. I told her of men's exploits and she kept me out of the clutches of the manipulative

That's Blood for ya ;D


 

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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.


 

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Psst, BA...I need a Kamikaze wingman. You free tonight?


 

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I heard a rumor that SteelBrigade was going to turn his SG base into a strip club.


 

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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.

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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.


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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.

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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.

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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.


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