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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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You and me both. Whoever it was in history that told a guy that flattery and roses was the way to a womans heart should have /wrists.
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I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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Those Elvis/Alien/Etc. theme weddings are expensive (although still cheaper than a "traditional" wedding), and your "Elvis" will always insist on singing to you. Blech, unless you're a really big Elvis fan I guess. However, Vegas is THE WAY to go for weddings. People tend to get so stressed about the preparations, the plans, the cake, the nvitations, etc... they forget to actually enjoy the day. My wife and I eloped to Vegas- got married in a chapel that was literally in the lobby of a HoJo- and we wouldn't have done it any other way!! And while you're there, catch a Cirque show or four.
"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett
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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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You and me both. Whoever it was in history that told a guy that flattery and roses was the way to a womans heart should have /wrists.
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kinda like whoever told the girls that the way to a men heart was through is stomach... was aiming just a bit too high.
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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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You and me both. Whoever it was in history that told a guy that flattery and roses was the way to a womans heart should have /wrists.
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kinda like whoever told the girls that the way to a men heart was through is stomach... was aiming just a bit too high.
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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You and me both. Whoever it was in history that told a guy that flattery and roses was the way to a womans heart should have /wrists.
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kinda like whoever told the girls that the way to a men heart was through is stomach... was aiming just a bit too high.
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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So you're saying you never go for "That general area"?
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I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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Those Elvis/Alien/Etc. theme weddings are expensive (although still cheaper than a "traditional" wedding), and your "Elvis" will always insist on singing to you. Blech, unless you're a really big Elvis fan I guess. However, Vegas is THE WAY to go for weddings. People tend to get so stressed about the preparations, the plans, the cake, the nvitations, etc... they forget to actually enjoy the day. My wife and I eloped to Vegas- got married in a chapel that was literally in the lobby of a HoJo- and we wouldn't have done it any other way!! And while you're there, catch a Cirque show or four.
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Yeah.. wanted a pirate wedding.. still not married. LOL
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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How's your Chicken Fried Steak? mmmmmm....hard to get a good one up here in Memphis.
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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How's your Chicken Fried Steak? mmmmmm....hard to get a good one up here in Memphis.
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It was one of my mothers specialties, and she taught me WELL
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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How's your Chicken Fried Steak? mmmmmm....hard to get a good one up here in Memphis.
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It was one of my mothers specialties, and she taught me WELL
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If you can make a good carrot cake, I'm there tomorrow
Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.
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It all depends on the type of woman you want; personally I'd rather be straightforward and honest and be able to talk about anything. I'm not a touchy-feely kinda girl though, and most flattery is bs that I don't appreciate. I've got to find a nice guy who loves comic books, action movies, and believes that honor, dignity and personal responsibility still exist. If he can read more than five books in a year and discuss current world affairs without insulting those with differing opinions... I think I'd swoon.
I told my mother that if I ever got married that I'd like to get hitched in a Las Vegas chapel while dressed as a superhero/Elvis/alien, etc. Something fun and crazy. I have the feeling that I'm never getting married, lol.
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You know, they say girls like you exist, and that honest dialog is the only thing to win you over, but then why am I still single? For the most part, my "popular" pick-up spots are Coffee Houses, and Book Stores. They are supposedly the den of the intelligent, honest, non-party girl type. And I've met my fair share there. But, maybe it's me, I seem to never get the opportunity to segway the relations from friendly conversation, to "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
I mean, I read alot, obviously love comic books (or I wouldn't be playing this game), and I like to think that I present myself ask honest and dignified. not exactly sure how to show personal responsibility without being friends for a period of time. And I don't consider myself to be a Frankenstein's Monster (OK, there was that one Halloween... Nevermind)
So, either women like you ARE a myth, or at the very least a very, very, very rare breed... Or I'm still doing something wrong.
I vote both.
It's a conspiracy I tell ya!
(Like the way I brought it back to topic?)
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
I vote you two start "something" together..
The main barrier is fear and self-centeredness, whether you are male or female. One worries about what to say, what the reaction will be, how one will look, when the focus should be on the person one approaches.
The best face that one may put on is the one that tries to find the best in the other, not the best face that one thinks he or she is able to impress someone with. That level of personal validation one seeks is also often the same level that the other seeks, so appeal to that first. If it returns in kind, then continue on; if it does not, you have no fault in the matter, because the focus was not on yourself.
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I think anything in that general direction does the trick.
But im a great southern cook with a extra flair for baking and it hasn't done me a bit of good.
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How's your Chicken Fried Steak? mmmmmm....hard to get a good one up here in Memphis.
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It was one of my mothers specialties, and she taught me WELL
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If you can make a good carrot cake, I'm there tomorrow
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You know thats one thing i have never tried to make.... I may just have to try that soon!
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What about cheesecake?
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I make a killer cheesecake... but its a classic new york cake. My mom got the Lindy's recipe from someone way back when and so thats what I make..... its got the best pineapple glaze EVER!
And you know I find its hard for guys that would be my type seem to have a hard time taking the initiative to actually ask girls like us out. They are sadly too shy. And then that sticks us with the guys who are pompous [censored] and we end up getting hurt and being damaged goods for the good guys out there who will truly treat us well. And then when guys that are good for us come around we have a hard time letting down our guard.
Heck no matter how cute people seem to think I am. I havent been asked out on a date in quite a while. So it turns me to think like Talon. Maybe guys don't really want girls like us, who are down to earth and just love to sit back and hang out with the guys and such! Ive honestly sat back sometimes and thought maybe guys don't find a girl who is a geek and likes playing video games and reading geeky books (thanks to ash) as an attractive quality! So maybe if I stop doing that stuff it would change for the better?!?! But then I wouldnt be me. And anyone who knows me knows that I am not shy and I am very forward and honest! (granted that bites me in the [censored] alot as well).
Basically its a vicious cycle!
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And you know I find its hard for guys that would be my type seem to have a hard time taking the initiative to actually ask girls like us out. They are sadly too shy. And then that sticks us with the guys who are pompous [censored] and we end up getting hurt and being damaged goods for the good guys out there who will truly treat us well. And then when guys that are good for us come around we have a hard time letting down our guard.
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So if the guy's shyness is the root of the whole problem, why don't the girls make the first move? It can't all be the guy's fault.
On topic:
Cobalt is actually roleplaying 23/7. His real favorite color is red.
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And you know I find its hard for guys that would be my type seem to have a hard time taking the initiative to actually ask girls like us out. They are sadly too shy. And then that sticks us with the guys who are pompous [censored] and we end up getting hurt and being damaged goods for the good guys out there who will truly treat us well. And then when guys that are good for us come around we have a hard time letting down our guard.
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So if the guy's shyness is the root of the whole problem, why don't the girls make the first move? It can't all be the guy's fault.
On topic:
Cobalt is actually roleplaying 23/7. His real favorite color is red.
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"Yes. And yes." - Agents from H.A.R.M quote from MST3K.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
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And you know I find its hard for guys that would be my type seem to have a hard time taking the initiative to actually ask girls like us out. They are sadly too shy. And then that sticks us with the guys who are pompous [censored] and we end up getting hurt and being damaged goods for the good guys out there who will truly treat us well. And then when guys that are good for us come around we have a hard time letting down our guard.
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So if the guy's shyness is the root of the whole problem, why don't the girls make the first move? It can't all be the guy's fault.
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Tried that and looked like an [censored].... and guys dont really take a liking to girls doing the picking up as a general rule ive found!
Meh. Some guys like a gal that's bold... especially after you buy them a beer. Meeeeemmmmorrrieees...
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I vote you two start "something" together..
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Make it happen you two!
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Tried that and looked like an [censored].... and guys dont really take a liking to girls doing the picking up as a general rule ive found!
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And every single time a guy gets shot down, he feels the exact same way.
You want the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Then try, try, try, try, try again. If you want to be a brain surgeon, truly want it more than anything, you have to put in 13 years of dedicated work of 12-16 hours a day flat broke before you'll even get the opportunity to start practicing for the big dance. Along the way, you'll spend hours reading, writing, and hearing some of the most boring stuff imaginable. If you truly want to find that person, think of it like a job. It takes a little bit of effort every single day.
BA mentioned not being able to find how to segue into a date from a new conversation. Practice. Strike up a new conversation every single day with a pretty girl. Hell, do it with girls that are completely out of your league. The more you get in the situation, the more comfortable you'll feel. Once you reach that comfort level, the segue will become natural. Seriously.
Girls, ask guys out. So what if you feel like an [censored] because some dude said no? You obviously didn't know him very well before hand, so who cares what he thinks of you now? Imagine if you were traveling in Europe when you happened to meet Random Dude in a grocery store/book store/coffee shop/estate sale/whatever. Would you care what he thought of you if you were leaving town the very next day and were sure to never see him again?
If you're a person who freezes when that hottie looks at you, try coping mechanisms to relax. Nervous to talk to this person who obviously is better than you in every way, shape, or form (in your opinion)? They do stupid stuff too. The gorgeous girl who should be in movies has spilled a cup of juice down her shirt, walked into a wall, and clogged up a toilet before. The buff piece of manmeat in front of you in line works out 4 hours a day because he's as insecure about his body as you are and could identify just as many things wrong about himself as you can about yourself. In all honesty, he probably actually thinks he's fat and looks at his butt in the mirror every day and thinks it looks big in certain pairs of jeans. Think about your most mortifying moment, and realize that this person that is currently causing you to sweat in inappropriate places has a memory just as bad. Just before you walk up to talk to them, think about how mortified they must have been and how you would have laughed at the dumb thing just like all the other witnesses did.
Then, just say hi, and ask them a question. Ask them where they got their glasses, shoes, broccoli, Dostoyevsky. When they name a place or point at the bin next to them that you just retardedly didn't notice before you asked (read the signs, people), ask a follow up question of whether they liked the doctor, selection, how to tell which head of broccoli will taste best (even if you know, duh), or how to pronounce Dostoyevsky. If they're answering questions, they'll engage in the conversation, and that can lead to the swapping of stories. If you reach that point, you're golden. Simply say you've got to run, give them your number, and say you enjoyed talking with them and would like to continue this conversation sometime later. Thank them and move on with your day. Now, it doesn't matter if they call or not. Do the same thing the next day. With time, someone will call. You'll also get better at handling the situation because your stories will become practiced. You'll know that talking about broccoli inevitably leads to a comparison to hemorrhoids and should be avoided in the future. Dostoyevsky can be great if you actually can hold your own when it turns out the person specializes in classical Russian literature. The more practiced you become, the better your response rate will become. From there, dates will bloom and you'll get practice at first/second/third dates.
The myth, the real conspiracy theory, is that people find their special someone by being suave and smooth. That's not the real you, and the person you're with will see through that quite quickly. James Bond does not actually exist. Instead, realize that everyone is a dork. Everyone. Whether they're obsessed with guns, comic books, fish, motorcycles, high fashion, purple, or broccoli that looks like hemorrhoids, they're a total dork about something. Find it and let them talk about it for hours. They'll love that you listen so well, you'll really learn something about them, and your nerd obsession will now be comparable to some embarrassing obsession of theirs.
Also, I do not play WoW. My Little Pony all the way.
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
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Tried that and looked like an [censored].... and guys dont really take a liking to girls doing the picking up as a general rule ive found!
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And every single time a guy gets shot down, he feels the exact same way.
You want the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Then try, try, try, try, try again. If you want to be a brain surgeon, truly want it more than anything, you have to put in 13 years of dedicated work of 12-16 hours a day flat broke before you'll even get the opportunity to start practicing for the big dance. Along the way, you'll spend hours reading, writing, and hearing some of the most boring stuff imaginable. If you truly want to find that person, think of it like a job. It takes a little bit of effort every single day.
BA mentioned not being able to find how to segue into a date from a new conversation. Practice. Strike up a new conversation every single day with a pretty girl. Hell, do it with girls that are completely out of your league. The more you get in the situation, the more comfortable you'll feel. Once you reach that comfort level, the segue will become natural. Seriously.
Girls, ask guys out. So what if you feel like an [censored] because some dude said no? You obviously didn't know him very well before hand, so who cares what he thinks of you now? Imagine if you were traveling in Europe when you happened to meet Random Dude in a grocery store/book store/coffee shop/estate sale/whatever. Would you care what he thought of you if you were leaving town the very next day and were sure to never see him again?
If you're a person who freezes when that hottie looks at you, try coping mechanisms to relax. Nervous to talk to this person who obviously is better than you in every way, shape, or form (in your opinion)? They do stupid stuff too. The gorgeous girl who should be in movies has spilled a cup of juice down her shirt, walked into a wall, and clogged up a toilet before. The buff piece of manmeat in front of you in line works out 4 hours a day because he's as insecure about his body as you are and could identify just as many things wrong about himself as you can about yourself. In all honesty, he probably actually thinks he's fat and looks at his butt in the mirror every day and thinks it looks big in certain pairs of jeans. Think about your most mortifying moment, and realize that this person that is currently causing you to sweat in inappropriate places has a memory just as bad. Just before you walk up to talk to them, think about how mortified they must have been and how you would have laughed at the dumb thing just like all the other witnesses did.
Then, just say hi, and ask them a question. Ask them where they got their glasses, shoes, broccoli, Dostoyevsky. When they name a place or point at the bin next to them that you just retardedly didn't notice before you asked (read the signs, people), ask a follow up question of whether they liked the doctor, selection, how to tell which head of broccoli will taste best (even if you know, duh), or how to pronounce Dostoyevsky. If they're answering questions, they'll engage in the conversation, and that can lead to the swapping of stories. If you reach that point, you're golden. Simply say you've got to run, give them your number, and say you enjoyed talking with them and would like to continue this conversation sometime later. Thank them and move on with your day. Now, it doesn't matter if they call or not. Do the same thing the next day. With time, someone will call. You'll also get better at handling the situation because your stories will become practiced. You'll know that talking about broccoli inevitably leads to a comparison to hemorrhoids and should be avoided in the future. Dostoyevsky can be great if you actually can hold your own when it turns out the person specializes in classical Russian literature. The more practiced you become, the better your response rate will become. From there, dates will bloom and you'll get practice at first/second/third dates.
The myth, the real conspiracy theory, is that people find their special someone by being suave and smooth. That's not the real you, and the person you're with will see through that quite quickly. James Bond does not actually exist. Instead, realize that everyone is a dork. Everyone. Whether they're obsessed with guns, comic books, fish, motorcycles, high fashion, purple, or broccoli that looks like hemorrhoids, they're a total dork about something. Find it and let them talk about it for hours. They'll love that you listen so well, you'll really learn something about them, and your nerd obsession will now be comparable to some embarrassing obsession of theirs.
Also, I do not play WoW. My Little Pony all the way.
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Ping you really are one smart [censored]. Really. I don't know how a [censored] like you has so much common sense and real life understanding, especially to be so young.
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Meh. Some guys like a gal that's bold... especially after you buy them a beer. Meeeeemmmmorrrieees...
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All alone in the moonlight.
I heard CoX is one big "Cats" reference
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Imagine if you were traveling in Europe when you happened to meet Random Dude in a grocery store/book store/coffee shop/estate sale/whatever.
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Picking up dudes while rifling through dead peoples' stuff ALWAYS leads to sexytime. So I hear...
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Where I come from, men and women say what they mean to each other. It is much less complicated that way.
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The land of make-believe, perhaps. Or maybe the land In Theory. In practice, it doesn't quite go like that, most times.
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I wish it did.
They I wouldn't get such wierd looks when I actually try to hold an honest conversation with a woman.
I'm really bad with the wooing and flirtation process, so I try to have real dialog rather than suave flattery or small talk.
Rarely goes well.
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I have my moments where I just wanna cut the [censored] and take this route...I agree. Never works well.