She'd have plutonium and a real bear to pull it off too.
A Guide to Champion Drama
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- When the Statesman's marvelous view of a new world falls through, the decides it is time to remake the world in his own image by creating a world filled with his own champions -
It's a conspiracy all right. A conspiracy that actually started on the Champion server ... or should I say the "unofficial" Champions server.... known to a chosen few as "Earth-1" ...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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During a Rikti Invasion in AP, if you look close enough, you can see Ash ripping apart AE zombies.
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I'm pretty sure this is true.. I had it taped, but Ash took it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
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We can keep it our little secret
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What's this 'we' business? It's The Blue Man Group, not Men.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
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You always speak of us as one tho... now we are 2???
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
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What's this 'we' business? It's The Blue Man Group, not Men.
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You always speak of us as one tho... now we are 2???
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Playin' for different teams apparently.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
I've heard that:
<ul type="square">[*]MA is just a tool of the Newb World Order used to distract certain "power users" from the real rewards system. [*]There are actually two BMT channels -- the public one and one called BMT Speakeasy controlled by a cabal of veteran players who call themselves l'Underground. [*]Almost all the non-PvP drama is faked to conceal the war between the Newb World Order and l'Underground. [*]A third side in this struggle exists but are too gentile to name themselves. Since they preach moderation, they are reviled by the militant Undergrounders and martyr-prone Newbs-Worlders.[/list]
And on the Paragon Studio side, I heard that a few of the staff got a little tipsy during an office party and jokingly dubbed the chief of facility maintanence (aka, Head Janitor) "Lord Nemesis". If only they'd known...
Author of There's Something in the Water (Arc # 60327)
Not only was that genuine frontier jibberish...
Courtesy: Preventing unnecessary homicides for over 4000 years.
I was once on a pug with Marut, Cobalt, Ping, Ultramann, Lord Stryker, Elf Striker, and that WP tank that Castle has on Champions.
They all agreed that I was the worst player ever to play in the whole game (including Virtue), and even the Pingu's will not play with me, complaining that I cause too much debt to their 50s.
Sadly, a true story, you have been warned. *e facepalm*
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On Champion
Living Coal LV 50 Fire/Fire Tank
Nature Boy LV 41 Earth/Kin Cont
Great Wacko LV 34 Robot/FF MM
plus many alts
lol elf striker
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Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sounds like us on Vent on Sundays lol... Don't deny is Cobalt...
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I work for the gov't. I can neither confirm nor deny such things.
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What's this 'we' business? It's The Blue Man Group, not Men.
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You always speak of us as one tho... now we are 2???
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Duly noted. 
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
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If you log in fast enough, you can see Cobalt playing villains
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Rumors I have heard....
Kat loves hawt Cyb0rz
Dread Shinobi is actually a machine
Budweiser slotted over full sets of Apocs, Armegeddons, and Hecatombs to slot PvP IOs....then slotted over the PvP IOs to repurple out his blaster.
Elf is OCD over anything involving anyones mom or a phallus
Cobalt secretly loves PvP and has duels with his villain Crimson Scarletta on test daily.
UC is a models for diet monster energy drink campaign.
Gfunny talks dirty to Positron in exchange for free game time.
Your PvP host with the most.
4shes and Enigma 2v2 PvP
Open your Eyes to I13 PvP
An Introduction to I14 PvP
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Rumors I have heard....
Kat loves hawt Cyb0rz
Dread Shinobi is actually a machine
Budweiser slotted over full sets of Apocs, Armegeddons, and Hecatombs to slot PvP IOs....then slotted over the PvP IOs to repurple out his blaster.
Elf is OCD over anything involving anyones mom or a phallus
Cobalt secretly loves PvP and has duels with his villain Crimson Scarletta on test daily.
UC is a models for diet monster energy drink campaign.
Gfunny talks dirty to Positron in exchange for free game time.
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You say something? The avatar, it mesmerizes.
Net's rumor mill:
Cobalt is really color blind. His costume is actually mauve and hot pink. No one has had the heart to tell him.
Bronx lost his connection for 2 days once. The resulting fallout caused the devs to pass an emergency stimulas package, injecting tens of thousands recipes and IOs into the market. Sadly, Bronx was really just alting and all 36 slots on that account are now billionaires as well.
PvP is really awesome and fun. Well Forum PvP at least.
Ping ran a PuG TF, and was actually nice to everyone. (Just a rumor, but copious amounts of alcohol are thought to be involved if true).
Cimorea was originally called "Nantucket", but after the initial design review and quick google search a new name was adopted.
There is a secret society called "Daytime Raiders".
Fanged isnt just furry, he is A furry. *cringe*
Tanker Tuesday #72 Oct 5 @Champion
"I am not sure if my portrayal of being insane is accurate, but damn its fun all the same."
Netminder is actually a cyborg sent from the future to kill one John Stamos.
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
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Kat loves hawt Cyb0rz
Dread Shinobi is actually a machine
Budweiser slotted over full sets of Apocs, Armegeddons, and Hecatombs to slot PvP IOs....then slotted over the PvP IOs to repurple out his blaster.
Elf is OCD over anything involving anyones mom or a phallus
Cobalt secretly loves PvP and has duels with his villain Crimson Scarletta on test daily.
UC is a models for diet monster energy drink campaign.
Gfunny talks dirty to Positron in exchange for free game time.
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yeah, i didnt even realize there was a post next to that avatar.
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Cobalt secretly loves PvP and has duels with his villain Crimson Scarletta on test daily.
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Cadmium Alizarean, actually.
Edit: And I really am color blind, to remark on an earlier post.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
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Hey! I've already made the requisite Terminator joke for this thread!
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Yeah, I'd give him an atomic wedgie and a bear hug if ever we met... that's about as far as I'd go.