What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor
By
Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2009-01-22 17:49 in Forum Games
"If it starts bleedin' I'll let you know."
so .. how did you spell your girlfriends name again ??
Mom is spelled with an X right?
"I know you wanted me to write "I Love Richard" but I ran out of space...hope you don't mind Dick."
[Expletive]! I forgot to sterilize these. You're okay with that right? Just a little soap and water and we're good!
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I have parkinson's
Remember that kid in school you used to make fun of? Did you catch my name before i finished the tattoo on your back that you cant see muhahahahaha!
Tattooist giving directions to someone with visual references...
I don't know how to draw a dragon breathing fire, so I gave you a cute little kitten with hearts and paislies instead.
Hey ... uh... You play video games, right? I accidently wrote "Mom" upside down.
Eagle? I thought you said beagle!
No, I DON'T wear these shades because I'm cool. I wear them because I'm BLIND! Now sit stll, and let me do my job!
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
"Mom"?? Oh <censored> I thought you said "Bob"!
Hey, Tiny, call 911, We've got a bleeder here!
They told you that every tattoo comes with a free, and mandatory, genital piercing, right?
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Hey, we're out of black ink. D'ya mind if i finish outlining your skull tattoo in pink?
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<deep breath>
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"That's never happened before..."
"We're supposed to use ink?"
"You mean we can't just erase mistakes?"
"I didn't know how to spell your girlfriend's name."
"Um, you said you wanted a heart on your shoulder, and I knew what you meant, but I'm in med school right now, and..."
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
" you wanted a tat of dog's truckin' .. oh my .. i thought you said dog's <edit>'n. "
Want to join the Tsoo?
"You'll have to bear with me. My cataracts are starting to get worse."
Didn't you read the fine print??? You get a free My Kitty tattoo directly above the one you wanted..
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Listen, I'm havin' a real bad case of the shakes today ...
This is a family business. Today, I'm letting my 5 year old do the tats.
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What are some of the things you don't want to hear from your tattooist when you are getting body art?
"Oops!"