Lei_Long

HBD!!!!

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So I take the family out for lunch on Saturday. Sitting at a table near ours is a clutch of teenage girls. One of them is wearing these jeans that are just super low slung on her hips, and I kid you not, she's got a couple of inches of crack showing. So of course, my daughter (in the non-modulated full-throated voice of a 5 year old) proceeds to ask me "Daddy, why is that girl's butt showing?"

It was like that old EF Hutton commercial, where everything comes to a complete silence.... and then people started laughing and looking around and pointing. I thought my wife's head might explode from embarrassment, and the girl in question too. But, the moment passed, and all was fine. Until we got up to leave, and as we're going, my 3 year old son actually drops a penny into the aforementioned crack.

Ain't parenthood fun?

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Teenage clothing is getting out of control!All the girls are trying to dress LESS than Brittney Spears and Beyonce. They haven't even full gotten in to puberty let alone out of it, and they are all trying to dress like the covergirl on Playboy! And how are the parents letting them wear this?

The boys aren't much better either. the waist of jeans around their knees, or running around shirtless or unbuttoned down to their stomach to show off their 4 chest hairs. Laughable.

The one youngster fashion I can understand is the new evolving "emo" styles.... They aren't all black anymore. I drove by a high school last week at dismissal time, and there was a pack of about a dozen boys and girls dressed in black with pink or blue hair styled wild, rock band t-shirts, black jeans, spiked wristbands, chains on the wallet/keys/ipod/phone/backpack and Doc Martens. PUNK! Punk is back! These kids look like they fell out of an early 80's Danzig Video. Wow.
Made me smile.

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I have seen 8-11 yo girls wearing the **** fashion, so its not just teends.
Seeing little girls dressed like that is a really big OMG thing.
Since the little girls do have no real control over their own clothing.

You call in sick to play.

This sounds like a great ideal.

Never attended TT myself, but then again, I have a hard time leveling Tankers. I'm too offense oriented.

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That's why baseball is a better sport. Everything is either washable or made of plastic.

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Aside from goalie leg armor, everything is washable for hockey.... you just need a really big machine. Personally we use the hot tub in the master basthroom. The jets work like a washing machine for pushing water/soap around. And the water is pretty dark afterwards. Then comes the 12-24 hour drying period because, again, while they are machine safe, you need a good sized machine that you dont like to have all that armor bouncing around in it.

And unlike baseball, hockey helmets are personal gear. Think about that your kid puts on one of the communal helmets in the average baseball league. *ewwww* There have been more that 1 head lice outbreak from batting helmets in recent memory.

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That's why you go to the local laundry mat and abuse their machines...

Have fun with Maintenance on that.
I had a Plymouth Voyager for a short while, it was cheap and available, and my GM S-15 was finally going out after having flipped the odometer almost twice.

The Voyager was a royal pain in the butt to do anything to. Just to change out the Air Filter, we had to take out almost half the engine.

lol.

Sounds like someone is sleeping on the couch.

I'm going to undo all the Nerfs.

American Maid, can clean up my place anytime.

It hurts when I pee.

Tattooist giving directions to someone with visual references...

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OMG

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/facepalm.

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lol

You have Idols there? I thought it was just Totems...

Heavy Drinking

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well been having fun cleaning up finger nail polish off of a barbie, carpet, and a little girl.

Mom's visit ended with her leaving this stuff out and the 4 year old likes painted fingers.

*Faceplam*

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lol

Poor Kids

Touch my tra la la la....

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I ate my Wheaties.

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lol

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Ladies and Gentlemen. I hereby announce the arrival of Aiden Drayton was uneventful and full of joy! YAY!!! It sems I had nothing to be scared of. He rang in his new life at a whopping 8 lbs 3 oz and was 20 inches long. If you'd like to see our newest Tanker please feel free to have a gander

Family Site

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Congratz!!

Always makes me think of someone telling a fish story when giving off the size of their newborns.

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I got Tommy a D-Rex, a Bionicle and a Hermit Crab. The Hermit Crab is all set up at Uncle Max's and tonight after they're all in bed, I have to go there and bring Hermie home.. in a little jar, tucked safely in my bosom to keep him warm. Unfortunately, Hermit Crabs are NOT solitary animals, so I have to get him a friend or two.. and a larger tank. Hermit crabs can live up to 25 years.. *sigh*

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So that means you gonna have crabs...

Itty Bitty Bikini...

Do these tights make me look fat?

So anyone know how I can get my money back from this Nigerian?

Gratz!