Lets get jiggy with it.
This cape is so gay! Who designed my costume???
Who??
Damn you Positron!!!
Kiss my [censored], Positron!
Hmm I think I need to buff villains!
If I had to do it all over again, I study accounting. Or Lion Taming
All yur skuls are belong to me.
If I ever find out who keeps RMTing me, I'm going to get medieval on his buttocks.
Oh My Golly Gee!? A Spider?! Ew get it awayyyyy
Manticore is always right!
Does this cape makes my butt look big ?
Keep NCSoft from shutting down City of Heroes : http://www.change.org/petitions/ncso...city-of-heroes
I see a kitten...
...must...control...urge...to...kick...kitten
Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this [censored]. Time to take over the WORLD! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hey, look! There's another flying hero! Shoot 'em down!
What? Arachnos is invading Paragon again? Not now, Springer's on.
Yeah, you ARE level 50. Ofcourse you are just as powerful as me and the other signature heroes in the game. MORON!
Why can't these $%$%^&&^% civilians stay saved for 5 minutes? I can't remember the last time I had a coffee break.
ALL UR PILLBOX BELONG TO US!
I eat kittens!
My groin area seems a little large. Could you guys reduce the size a bit?
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*sniff* Why is Reclusie so mean? I just want to kiss and make up.
Ok for this Task Force I want you to gather all your fire blasters and go grill me the prefect chicken.
What are you *hic* talking about? I *hic* fight villains better when I'm *hic* drunk.
-Dialing-
*RING!*
*RING!*
-Click.- Hello?
"Hey, Recluse ol' buddy! How's it going? Hey, wanna come on over to Paragon for a beer?"
Are you kidding me?
"No, seriously, there's this new strip club that JUST opened up over here! Man you gotta come over."
Oh really? Ok then, let's go.
"Just make sure you bring Ghost Widow. We can get in for free!"
Oh, you're just saying that 'cause you've had a crush on her ever since I hired her.
"Well, yeah...thought she might like to get up on stage...there IS a contest going on, too!"
Plus, we're gonna need a designated driver.
"Oh yeah! Almost forgot about that. Waitaminute...I'm STATESMAN! I can get away with ANYTHING, including a DUI!"
-A facepalm is heard in the receiver.-
Fine, fine. I'll see if she wants to come along. Mind if I bring a couple of my new friends? They're just dying to rob a couple of those banks over there.
"SURE! Bring 'em. Maybe they can catch up with us after they're done."
Ok then. See you at 7?
"Definitely. I'll be where I'm always at, at the docks in Independence Port."
Ok, I'll see you there. Of course I'll be in the standard Arachnos submarine. This time, STAND back from the edge when I surface!
"Alright! See ya later."
OMW.
-Click-
-Click-
My new costume is going to revolve around my new grape smuggling bike shorts.
From now on muggings are beneath my notice. I just found out I haven't been getting expeas for stopping them for YEARS.
One of my favorite games in the forums is Things Lord Recluse would never say, so I thought it would be fun if we turned it around a bit.
So, what would States NEVER say?
You know, maybe I WOULD look good in Black.