Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Luck be a lady tonight.


 

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout ...


 

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Smell my finger.


 

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pull my finger


 

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SPOON!


 

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Waves fingers together Excellant


 

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How much is the "special" massage?


 

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You're a Doodie head.


 

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My foot's gettin heavy... Hey you, go bring me some puppies and kittens.... IT'S STOMPIN' TIME!!!


 

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Ahhh man! I pooped my tights again! *sigh*


 

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Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
Watching the ships roll in
And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the 'Frisco bay
'Cause I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothin's gonna come my way

So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

Look like nothing's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can't do what ten people tell me to do
So I guess I'll remain the same, yes

Sittin' here resting my bones
And this loneliness won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this dock my home

Now, I'm just gonna sit at the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

(whistle)


 

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Does this cowl make me look fat?


 

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Wasted away again in margaritaville!


 

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I wonder were my invite to I13 cloaed beta is?


 

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Why yes, I did just give Manticore a wedgie.



I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.

 

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OMG! IT'S CLAY AIKAN!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE YOU CLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!


 

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Dude should I respec into shields?


 

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Please don't squeeze the Statesman.


 

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I think I'm gonna use Ouroboros to go pay her a visit.. er, did I just say that out loud?



I'm only ladylike when compared to my sister.

 

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Why don't I wear a pink boa?


 

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I am the best OG, but keep it on the DL...