Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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From is point forward Any group seeking a "Task Force" job from me will put their request in writing 3 weeks in advance and on the appointed time of the mission briefing will bring me a sandwich. I haven't been able to leave this spot for years and I'm starved.


 

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i wait at this dock night and day hoping that my long lost sailor will come back to me


 

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I think it stems back to the before time. The long long ago.


 

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Who farted?


 

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What? Should I cut down on the frilly lace ruffles?


 

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Why, oh why won't NewAgeKnight return my calls?


 

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I'm tired of flying around all over the place... Why are there no car lots in this stupid city?


 

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Look I'm NOT taking of the mask ok? Did you see Return of the Jedi? DID YOU?? See how white Vader's face was? How the hell would I look with A FREAKING PINK STRIPE ON A WHITE FACE!!! Now get the [censored] outta here before I [censored]-slap you!


 

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Zig Heil!!


 

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If I could do it all over again? Nah... I wouldn't have taken that drink...

You guys are restricted to Security Level 50? Really? Heh. Hahaa.. BWA-HA HA HA HAAAA....

I could SO kick Blue Shield's butt...

Task Force? Oh... right.. yeah I have a Task Force for you... Umm... go to Jiffy Cleaners and pick up my laund... er... get the Cape of Power... after that you need to go to Paragon Grocers and click on about 50 glowies in dairy, meats, canned goods...

Hellions? No... I don't fight Hellions... they scare me...

You like Miss Liberty, huh? You know... I'm her grandfather... for a small fee I could "introduce" you two...


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Yes! I have a call back for Champions Online! I'm so out of here!


 

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Regen is not a nemesis plot


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
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ED is a Nemesis plot.


 

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Ok, New Task Force. Find and kill this ED guy I keep hearing about.


 

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I could SO kick Blue Steel's butt...


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Fix'd


 

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Destroy Paragon, kill the Grand Pubah!


 

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I am a knight of the hundred acre woods. I live for the Pooh, I die for the Pooh.


 

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Holy rusted metal!


 

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"Oh, and regen...you gonna take it HARD, lil tweak my butt"


Proud member of the Cole-a-lition.
Fighting to make every reality, a better reality.

 

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Guns don't kill people, but I do!


 

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Attention! Longbows. FAIIRRRRE


 

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I like to move it move it....


 

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You've got to lick it ... before you stick it!


 

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Babies are delicious!