Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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My feet hurt.


 

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Powerset Proliferation Now All Tanks Get Electric Melee!
Oh and scrappers too, hmm maybe I can give stalkers an actual defensive set that works...


 

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The name Statesman wasn't my idea. I wanted to be Super Protector Man, but my agents said it didn't play well with the target audience.


 

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All your base are belong to us


 

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I wonder what Imma go out as for trick or treatin' this year?


 

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Didn't I have pants when I got here?


 

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I told you I am not liable for anything the "Statesman Action Figure With Super Rock Throwing Power" does to injure any children!


 

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Those Vahzilok zombies are creepy as all get out... ooh, makes my skin crawl.


 

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I hate it when I punch a Vahzilok/Banished Pantheon Zombie and their heads explode....do you KNOW how much the cleaners charge to clean that mess...unbelievable I tell ya....and to top it all off they don't accept Influence as payment, It's not like I'm rolling in money you know


 

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not sure if this has been done


States: Hello, I'm a Mac
L R : And i'm a pc...


 

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I forgot to send my suit to the cleaners and my helmet smells like a$$. Today I will go forth as... Cornholio!!!!

I'm just kidding. Really though, just let me sleep, send Castle or Posi, they're probably not doing anything useful.


 

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Why is there never a cop when you want one?


 

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I love watching all them lowbie heroes fight the Rikti when they invade, while I stand around doing NOTHING! Yeah, thats what kinda hero I am!


 

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look at the rack on that heroine


 

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I hate brussel sprouts and brocolli!


 

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Up your nose with a rubber hose.


 

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I could break your neck like a twig, and sharpen your body to use as a pencil!


 

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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish


 

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Oh, you know those aren't real.


 

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Whaassuuuuuuup?!


 

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Got any 3s?


 

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I am the very model of a modern major-general.


 

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Mr. Green did it in the ball room with the lead pipe.