Things Statesman would never say
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Oh and scrappers too, hmm maybe I can give stalkers an actual defensive set that works...
The name Statesman wasn't my idea. I wanted to be Super Protector Man, but my agents said it didn't play well with the target audience.
All your base are belong to us
I wonder what Imma go out as for trick or treatin' this year?
Didn't I have pants when I got here?
I told you I am not liable for anything the "Statesman Action Figure With Super Rock Throwing Power" does to injure any children!
Those Vahzilok zombies are creepy as all get out... ooh, makes my skin crawl.
I hate it when I punch a Vahzilok/Banished Pantheon Zombie and their heads explode....do you KNOW how much the cleaners charge to clean that mess...unbelievable I tell ya....and to top it all off they don't accept Influence as payment, It's not like I'm rolling in money you know
not sure if this has been done
States: Hello, I'm a Mac
L R : And i'm a pc...
I forgot to send my suit to the cleaners and my helmet smells like a$$. Today I will go forth as... Cornholio!!!!
I'm just kidding. Really though, just let me sleep, send Castle or Posi, they're probably not doing anything useful.
Why is there never a cop when you want one?
I love watching all them lowbie heroes fight the Rikti when they invade, while I stand around doing NOTHING! Yeah, thats what kinda hero I am!
look at the rack on that heroine
I hate brussel sprouts and brocolli!
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
I could break your neck like a twig, and sharpen your body to use as a pencil!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Oh, you know those aren't real.
Whaassuuuuuuup?!
Got any 3s?
I'm Sparticus.
They are all pink to me!
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
Mr. Green did it in the ball room with the lead pipe.
My feet hurt.