Not Me

Fight For Your Right - Beastie Boys

Hmmm, I saw a good morning text messge this morning from a close friend! Does that count?

Feelin' - Van Halen

Bacon Kisses - Type O Bacon-tive

(Bloody Kisses - Type O Negative)

"Not long ago, but far away.
A rainy winter's day.
All her bacon she kept inside.
Could no longer hide.
No cry for help.
She cooked it herself.
Both eggs & toast could not be saved.
She took them both to the breakfast table"

Happy happy birthday to you, to you!
Happy happy birthday to you, to you!
You're good to grow, now count the candles and blow!
Happy happy birthday to you,
To you,
To you!

I charged these TV's to your account

Sixteen Bacons

"I can't believe I gave my bacons to a geek."

Go Go Gadget automatic window cleaner!

*quickly dons shark fin and flippers, and a tight, shimmering, glittery dress*

Ok, lets get this show started!

*calls Best Buy and has 12 hi-def 56" TV's delivered. Hooks up digital cable to all of them, hands out remotes and settles in front of one and watches THE HISTORY CHANNEL*

*taps Early on the shoulder*


*smiles and nicely takes the remote*


*changes channel to History Channel*

a11 t3h 0th3r p1ay3r5 luv wh3n u typ3 l3ik di5!


(man that took me a while to type ...)

All's bacon that ends bacon!

*waves Hello Kitty sock-covered feets in PB's face* These look familiar? *giggles*

Thats life, Rad. You'll get used to it.

*stumbles in wearing Hello Kitty pj's and heads straight for the coffee waterfall*

Mmmm coffeeeeeee ...

Good morning peoples.

It's a good idea to send tells to complete strangers in game asking them to give you obscene amounts of inf.

Break-free. Don't leave your base without it.

Ok, to make you feel better O_K

Coward of the County - Kenny Rogers

It isn't nice to fool a storm troller. (It isn't nice to fool Mother Nature)

Go Go Gadget something!

*waves* hi peoples.