Change the channel
*changes the channel to my local morning news* Detroit news ain't gonna help me in Philly
*grabs the remote and finds some old uncensored (yes they are doing that now) Bugs Bunny cartoons.*
*grabs the remote and changes it to Sports Center*
Lord, what's wrong with the Tigers
*grabs it back and changes to National Geographic*
Tay, tigers!
*points out the window* Look! It's Elvis!
*changes channel back to Bugs Bunny*
*Puts on the Picture-in-Picture to show the weather channel*
*turns on the xbox and starts to play hexic*
*grabs the remote and accidentally changes it to G4*
lol Morgan Webb.
*flips the channel to TV Land for old Jeffersons reruns*
*clicks to the retro channel to watch The Patty Duke show*
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*hides remote and flips back to his game of hexic*
*uses perception to find remote..changes channel to Law and Order-CSI*
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*settles in to "Rescue Me".*
*grumbles about losing his black pearl in hexic before changing channel to the home shopping network*
*flips it to Food Network*
A man who can cook is a man who has it all.
switches to 'The Goonies' movie
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*uses remote as a lever to flip popcorn across the room*
*accidentally flips it too hard and C-SPAN 2 comes on while remote flies into a previously unexplored region behind the couch*
NOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!! IT'S SO BORING THAT THEY WOULDN'T EVEN PUT IT ON REGULAR C-SPAN!!! HELP!!!
*passes out from the inanity of the few seconds of politics that she saw*
Only ONE thing is more boring than C-Span..................
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*uses remote as a lever to flip popcorn across the room*
*accidentally flips it too hard and C-SPAN 2 comes on while remote flies into a previously unexplored region behind the couch* NOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!! IT'S SO BORING THAT THEY WOULDN'T EVEN PUT IT ON REGULAR C-SPAN!!! HELP!!! *passes out from the inanity of the few seconds of politics that she saw* |
Wake up girl! Stay with us!!!! *waves stuff under nose* Healix!!
*and someone call the repairman!*
Hey, hey, HEYYY! I will have you know that golf is a grand game! I love golf! I own Tiger Woods on the Playstation and I play it regularly (when I'm not on CoX of course), and I will not stand idly by while this great sport is mocked
*uses his tech geekness and pulls out spare universal remote and puts it back on G4*
Morgan Webb in Wonder Woman costume!
*Sets parental controls and options to block anything else but G4*
*takes the remote back and changes it to football*
Sorry, but your Morgan Webb nerd fantasies have to wait. Time for a man's game.
You can come in, grab the remote control, and change it to whatever you like
Right now, I'm watching the local morning news.