*Pulls up a chair at the 5 card draw table and orders a Roy Rogers*
Deal me in. 
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
*brings Zy a Double R Bar burger*
Well you DID say Roy Rogers.
o_o
*nom nom nom*
Thanks
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
*set up KhelClones as Bathroom Attendants*
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*Becomes Dealer for BlackJack Table*
all card counters will be destroyed
:: walks in :: This place has that new yet gamey smell.
*walk around in black fishnets, heels and a revealing top selling outrageously priced cigarettes and cigars* Drinks are on the house for all the high rollers!
*stands at the craps table shooting dice*
Hey Emmi, blow the dice for me 
hehe "blowing" ain't in my job description. 
*shoots dice out of Angry's hand*
There ya go, dice blown away
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
*walks up to slot machine and pulls lever*
*KACHING three cherries appear on machine*
*a ton of cherries pour out of machine and onto floor*
*goes to next machine and pulls lever*
*KACHING three lemons appear and a ton of lemons pour onto floor*
=O_o=
*goes to next machine and pulls lever*
*KACHING three playboy bunnies apear and a three playboy bunnies drop into catsi lap*
=^_^= hehe I like this place
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
*KhelClone pulls lever on slot machine*
*KACHING three 100 ton weights appear, then drop on KhelClone*
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*Glances over shoulder from the card table*
yells, "Clean-up in the slots!!"
*goes back to playing cards*
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
:: rides ten foot tall unicycle into the casino ::
I'll have a Psycho Express. :: deadpans to the fourth wall :: The drink I mean.
:: catiously approaches the craps table :: So how do we actually shoot these craps does it invovle bad Chinese food?
hmm... *Pulls Slot lever*
*Slot machine Breaks*
*moves on to next machine, breaks before touched.
*Moves on to Super Mario Slots*
*Gets three fire flowers*
*Casino burns down*
... that was quick
Look! KhelClones had nothing to do with it this time!
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Well I'm going to the one across the street that looked like this one before it burned down. And, yep, K-Clones didn't mess up this time.
*Walks across the street into the new casino*
I'll have a Roy Rogers
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
*hires a staff of big, mean security personnel (who are allowed to carry guns) to keep the Khelclones out of the new casino*
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Originally Posted by Angryellow
*hires a staff of big, mean security personnel (who are allowed to carry guns) to keep the Khelclones out of the new casino*
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*KhelClones show up in security uniforms and with guns*
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Band Music Starts playing and an annoucement of Live Entertainment, heads turn as the famous Casino Dancers perform on the grand stage. With the live music,glam and glitter they dazzle all.
Number finishes.
Early Girl emerges from stage left and grabs a drink from a waitress.
*downs drink and scans crowd*
leaves to change out of dance costume and returns as lovely hostess.
**I am working at the casino as a showgirl/hostess undercover to keep an eye on things [ is the casinos ground women for checking out tips of and cheaters]**
edit: what? doesn't every casino have a puzzling, mysterious woman patrolling the crowds??
*the REAL security guards show up and pop a cap in every last Khelclones' a***
I knew they'd try something like that, so I told MY security to wait until they came. Now then, to the blackjack table.
*KhelClones bury their dead donkeys*
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*Buries KhelClones Alive*
Alright, my grown and sexy ladies and gentlemen. It's time to open up the latest of fine establishments here in the games section, and this one has all the game you need
We got those slots, those cards, those dice, and those mighty fine laydays to keep you in refreshments. Come on in and lose your shirt ,err, have a ball 