Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Back Alley Brawler? I'd hit that...


 

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I'm gonna punch the next superhero who comes up here and bugs me.


 

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Ok, this is simple. Which shell is the pea hiding under?


 

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I'm happy to inform everyone today that I have taken over the World. You may now refer to me as Lord Emperor Statesman, Grand Puhba.

As an aside, the new TF for superheroes involves finding me the best ruler crown you can. The winning group gets to be my yes men.


 

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I want my MOMMY!


 

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Why can't I have minions? Recluse has minions.


 

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You did what with it? I sent it in to you for dry cleaning and now it's the flag in Atlas Park?!


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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... I hate people ...


 

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Bring me 7 red salamander tongues.


 

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Why do we even bother? I mean, jeez, we save a person and then, like, 5 seconds later they're in trouble again.


 

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What do you want NOW? Can't you see I'm playing Spore?


 

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[ QUOTE ]
Sister Psyche? I'd hit that...

[/ QUOTE ]Manticore: Only if I can get in on it at the same time, big boy.


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Originally Posted by Back Alley Brawler
Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
Apostrophe guidelines.

 

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When I was your level, we used to walk to school and back in 3 ft of snow .... Up-hill BOTH ways!


 

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When I first hit the scene I was known as ColoniesMan


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Have you heard of Amway?


 

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Your mama jokes are hilarious!


 

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One time....at band camp.......


 

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Miss Liberty: What's wrong grandpa?

Statesman: I LOST MY GHOST WIDOW FIGURINE! :cry:


Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Alley Brawler
Did you just use "casual gamer" and "purpled-out warshade" in the same sentence?
Apostrophe guidelines.

 

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want some candy little squirrel?


 

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Can we dance with yo dates?


 

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Could you people stop bugging me for a second? I'm trying to text, here.


 

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I found waldo... o.O


 

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States - You are not going out crimefighting in that outfit young lady

Ms.Liberty - But Grandpa!

States - But Nothing, Change, NOW!

Ms.Liberty - I HATE YOU!

States - *Sigh* Kids, what, oh yes task force, I need you to go save a busload of nuns.


 

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