Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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"I really loved the new Hannah Montana movie...!! It's the climb! *eyes tear up* So true, so true"


No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded...
"The potato goes in the FRONT."

 

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MAN, I'd give my cape for a beer right now!


 

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Duuuuuude! Did you catch that totally gnarly show about those two guys in that band. Bill and Ted something or other.


 

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Nah, I don't feel like saving anyone today..send BaBs to go do it.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Does this cape make me look fat?


 

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Where's the beer?


 

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I don't care if she's my grandaughter..she's HOT


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Humph! They got Buttcapes?!


 

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Once upon a time, there was a misunderstood young man named Lord Recluse ...


 

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so i was at the strip club last night and you would not believe what this girl did with a stack of quarters.


 

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Hey Manticore can I try your bow?


 

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I just wanna be a regular boy!


 

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Do really have to go save them? I'm so close to leveling I can taste it!


 

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I didn't really want to do this job, but I look so darn good in the costume...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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how i get so strong........... I got pled doing a farm mission called world war 2 , till they nerfed it on d-day


 

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*yawn* Wake me when you're finished with that TF, k?


 

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I wish I'd taken that job as a character in Disneyland...


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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I need a new hat.


 

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I wonder if Serge can give me a makeover ...?


 

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I'll stop you Recluse! You won't get away with this! Oh, darn, I just remembered, I've got a turkey in the oven. Can we do this some time next week?


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Hey guys? My mom says I gotta go clean my room ...


 

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What starts with F ends with UCK and is really loud?


 

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Did I take my Lactose pill yet?