Things Statesman would never say
"I really loved the new Hannah Montana movie...!! It's the climb! *eyes tear up* So true, so true"
No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded...
"The potato goes in the FRONT."
MAN, I'd give my cape for a beer right now!
Duuuuuude! Did you catch that totally gnarly show about those two guys in that band. Bill and Ted something or other.
Nah, I don't feel like saving anyone today..send BaBs to go do it.

Does this cape make me look fat?
Where's the beer?
I don't care if she's my grandaughter..she's HOT

Humph! They got Buttcapes?!
Once upon a time, there was a misunderstood young man named Lord Recluse ...
so i was at the strip club last night and you would not believe what this girl did with a stack of quarters.
Hey Manticore can I try your bow?
I just wanna be a regular boy!
Do really have to go save them? I'm so close to leveling I can taste it!
I didn't really want to do this job, but I look so darn good in the costume...

how i get so strong........... I got pled doing a farm mission called world war 2 , till they nerfed it on d-day
"My MMO can beat your MMO!"
((Oh, wait ...! ))

AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!
*yawn* Wake me when you're finished with that TF, k?
I wish I'd taken that job as a character in Disneyland...

I need a new hat.
I wonder if Serge can give me a makeover ...?
I'll stop you Recluse! You won't get away with this! Oh, darn, I just remembered, I've got a turkey in the oven. Can we do this some time next week?
Username: @Royal
The Alien Tyrant, 357388: Stop the reign of an evil emperor!
Spawning Chaos, 469020: Form an army of Freaks, win the Freaklympics!
The Restarian Front, 363257: Stop the invasion of an alien fleet from another galaxy!

Hey guys? My mom says I gotta go clean my room ...
What starts with F ends with UCK and is really loud?
Did I take my Lactose pill yet?
AFK, gotta mow the lawn.
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