Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout!

Here is my handle, here is my spout!


 

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SHUT UP GRANDMA!!!!


 

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Who kicked me in the back of my knee?


 

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Can you help me open this jar of olives?


 

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LEEEEROOOOY!!!...uh i mean

POOOOSIIIII!!!!!



"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%"
~L

 

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I wanna see you wiggle it just a little bit.


 

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I know, I'd really like to help you with Recluse but to be honest, spiders give me the willys


 

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The hee bee jee bees you say are they touring again?



Posi?


 

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So Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus? Ohhhh I see now!


 

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For the last time . I DO NOT EAT SPINACH TO FIGHT CRIME!


 

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Can you hear me now? Anyone?


 

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Ok, who took my tutu?!?


 

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Oops, I'm late for my Day Job as a clown!


 

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No Kitty this is MY pot pie!


 

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I think my underwear's riding up again....


 

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You might be a redneck if ...


 

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Were the kids in America!


 

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Young man to prove your worth to date my granddaughter, Ms. Liberty, you must first go through this Task Force, I have created without dying. Then just maybe you will be worthy.

(the true origin of the Statesman Task Force and the never dying on it badge)


 

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Come give grandpa some lovin's!


 

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All this standing around's harder than it looks! Maybe I should give the rest of the Freedom Phalanx some time off from giving out TFs...

Nah!


 

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Check out my new MA Arc...

Rescue my career.


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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I said ACROSS her nose NOT UP IT!


 

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Is Issue 14 Live Yet!!?


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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I never need to use the restroom. I'm wearing an extra-absorbent diaper under my tights!

...Did I just say that out loud!?!


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Play my arc!