Things Statesman would never say
SHUT UP GRANDMA!!!!
Who kicked me in the back of my knee?
Can you help me open this jar of olives?
LEEEEROOOOY!!!...uh i mean
POOOOSIIIII!!!!!

"I just can't sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40%"
~L
I wanna see you wiggle it just a little bit.
I know, I'd really like to help you with Recluse but to be honest, spiders give me the willys
The hee bee jee bees you say are they touring again?
Posi?
So Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus? Ohhhh I see now!
For the last time . I DO NOT EAT SPINACH TO FIGHT CRIME!
Can you hear me now? Anyone?
Ok, who took my tutu?!?
Oops, I'm late for my Day Job as a clown!
No Kitty this is MY pot pie!
I think my underwear's riding up again....
You might be a redneck if ...
Were the kids in America!
Young man to prove your worth to date my granddaughter, Ms. Liberty, you must first go through this Task Force, I have created without dying. Then just maybe you will be worthy.
(the true origin of the Statesman Task Force and the never dying on it badge)

Come give grandpa some lovin's!
All this standing around's harder than it looks! Maybe I should give the rest of the Freedom Phalanx some time off from giving out TFs...
Nah!
Check out my new MA Arc...
Rescue my career.
I said ACROSS her nose NOT UP IT!
Is Issue 14 Live Yet!!?
I never need to use the restroom. I'm wearing an extra-absorbent diaper under my tights!
...Did I just say that out loud!?!


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Play my arc!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout!
Here is my handle, here is my spout!