Things Statesman would never say
Bonjour
*hangs head* It was a very bad mistake..can I PLEASE come back????

hehe do you wanna play with me? *evil grin*
So a rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar ...
Do you want to lick my lollipop?
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
I wanna go to Hawaii! Yay! Yaaaaaaayy!!
Hit me Baby one more time!
hey little girl do you want some candy?
Statesman smash!
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Cats, HOOOO!!!!
Eat this Arachnos!
KAMEHAMEHA
*sigh* I really need a ******.
Synapse what does the scanner say?
WHAT?
His power level is over 9000!!!
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler ...
Who wants a piggyback ride?
I got no problem going BACK to prison ...
Hubba Hubba!
And I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and I will call him George.
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
Rabbit season!
Duck Season!
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
Heil!
There aren't enough badgers in this city.
MOM!! Tell LR to stop touchin' me!
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?