Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... it's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
You know, deep down, Lord Recluse is a really caring person. He is just misunderstood.
On Saturdays I steal Malaise's Pajamas, Mynx's Spiked Collar and a Butt Cape and then I walk into the Arachnos Fortress and tell them I am a Destined One. Then I blend into a PUG and we go raid Syrus's Lair. When he smells the air and gets my scent he starts screaming and wetting himself. The Destined Ones all think its because they are so tough and start acting all Archvillain. Then they all run into a warehouse and get creamed. Its so fricking hilarious.
Hey ummmm Manti... Reckon you could show me how to use that bow?
Its ok i got some holy shot gun shells and a revolver.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
Why do I keep quoting Bill Murray in Caddyshack?
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
FREEEEEM!!
We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A'.
Beetlewoman , Hit it
Crisis Isis , Hit It
Duckwoman , Hit It
Estro Jen, Hit it
Fatale Femme, Hit It
Goliath Girl , Hit It
Hobo Queen, Hit it
Damn, I forgot my ointment!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Short people got no reason to live.
I demand to renegotiate my contract!
*answers emergency hotline - You have reach a number that is no long in service, please check the number and try again
Damn, it's always Lord Recluse is doing this, another Arch-Villain doing that, doesn't anyone have a cat in a tree somewhere?
Show me the influence!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Statesman looking for paying lowbie
I got Jiffy Pop on the stove, a bottle of Tequila and the lastest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , lets see Hugh Hefner top that
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
What? You want me to power level you?!
*rips off his top*
WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE POWER OF ALL THE HULKAMANIACS RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!!
*BaBs to Manticore*
Back up slowly....slowly....slowly....RUN!!!
My name is Statesman, and I'm an alt-oholic.
I am the very model of a modern major general....
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Now juggle these, do a tap dance, and sing the Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallabeiner song.
Synapse, you run ahead we need veng...err I mean recon.