Aaaaayyyyyyyyy! Recluse! Sit on it!
Look what I can do!
Uwe Boll is going to direct a movie based on my life written by the writer of the movie Steel! And this will be a new starring vehicle for Andy Dick!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
OK...I'll bring all my shoes...and glasses. So I have them.
Manitore's right.
I love Andy Dick. Or is it I love Andy's di......... 
I'm leaving and, yes, you can have my stuff...just check eBay.
The hell with Paragon City, I'm moving to Detroit!
Hello I am Statesman and lost 60 pounds on the Nutrisystem.
Have you ever had that "not-so fresh" feeling?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Let's see what the kids in the hall can come up with....
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Soooooo Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person?....
Zoinks! Like it's a clue Pos!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Sister Psych does make me look fat?
LMAO...lrn to save the world, u $#@# noob!
I ... I ... I believe you have my stapler ...
They've taken The Hobbits To Isengard!!
*singing and looking at a picture of Lord Recluse*
I don't know how to love him.
What to do, how to move him.
I've been changed, yes really changed.
In these past few days, when I've seen myself,
I seem like someone else.
I don't know how to take this.
I don't see why he moves me.
He's a man. He's just a man.
And I've had so many men before,
In very many ways,
He's just one more.
Should I bring him down?
Should I scream and shout?
Should I speak of love,
Let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this.
What's it all about?
Don't you think it's rather funny,
I should be in this position.
I'm the one who's always been
So calm, so cool, no lover's fool,
Running every show.
He scares me so.
I never thought I'd come to this.
What's it all about?
Yet, if he said he loved me,
I'd be lost. I'd be frightened.
I couldn't cope, just couldn't cope.
I'd turn my head. I'd back away.
I wouldn't want to know.
He scares me so.
I want him so.
I love him so.
I'm Every Woman!
I am really TOM BRADY!
After Manticore catches Statesman gawking at Swan.
Statesman: I still want to sow some wild oats.
Manticore: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat.
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This is a bug, nothing more. Please put away the tin-foil hats, there's nothing sinister going on here.-Protea
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side!
DY-NO-MITE!!
The chicks *stifiling coughing* cannot hold the smoke. That's what it is ...