Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Remember kids, only you can prevent fires in Steel Canyon!


 

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No one will ever know where Atlas is buried heh heh heh


 

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You wanna play Pokemon with me?


 

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I got a fever and the only prescription is ...








MOAR COWBELL!!


 

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Sorry, <playername>, but the groundhog saw his shadow today, and i think it's some kind of nemesis plot. come back tomorrow...


 

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Is it me or is that Ghost Widow hot?! I love Goth Chicks! Do you have her phone number?


 

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How come Rhode Island never wins the Super Bowl?


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Gimme your wallet! NOW!!


 

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I'm taking your vehicle for official city business, there's an all you can eat ribs fest going on.


 

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Do you think I should accessorize?


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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It is very bad to drink Jobu's rum. Very bad


 

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I'm glad Recluse ended up being a giant spider...
if he turned into a giant roach that would just be icky... *shiver*


 

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Hey Positron...where did you put my Flowbee?


 

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I am NOT moving from this spot until I get my binky!


 

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So I go to punch Captain Mako in the stomach and he jumps up to attack me and I hit him right in the sardines. Well this one Arachnos Wolf Spider takes out a cell phone and says "Should I call Barracuda and tell her the date is off". Then Mako hits him in the sardines. Funniest thing I ever saw but Hickman leaves it out of the comic, geeeeez .


 

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So I go to punch Captain Mako in the stomach and he jumps up to attack me and I hit him right in the sardines. Well this one Arachnos Wolf Spider takes out a cell phone and says "Should I call Barracuda and tell her the date is off". Then Mako hits him in the sardines. Funniest thing I ever saw but Hickman leaves it out of the comic, geeeeez .

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Those characters hadn't even appeared yet when I did the comic, ya tool.


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?


 

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I'd kill an old lady for a Klondike bar!


 

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Remember kids, tune in to CoXTV every Sunday morning at 11 to watch the Statesman and Recluse Zany Comedy Hour!


 

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Chad is is a dufus.


 

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What Me Worry?


 

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Dude, bring your monk.


 

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Are you happy with your long distance service?


 

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Lycra tax? What Lycra tax?


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat