Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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I'm Batman.


 

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Sorry... I'm on my lunch break.


 

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Who are you calling fork-face?


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Anyone catch last week's episode of Heroes?


 

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Dr. Mechanico is dating my granddaughter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


 

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Of course I like Lord Recluse, he's a swell guy! It's spiders that I can't stand! EESH!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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I think I have a rash ...


 

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It hurts when I pee.


 

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Does this cape make me look fat?


 

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I like big butts and I cannot lie ...


 

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All you other heroes can't deny...


 

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Maiden Justice? I f***ed her! OH!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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When all else fails ...CHEAT!


 

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*hiding under his blanket*

Posi... could you check under my bed?! I think Chuck Norris is after me again...


 

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American Maid, can clean up my place anytime.


 

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HOLY CRAP! Why did I leave CoH for this place.

Oh wait, things he would never say...


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I'm going to undo all the Nerfs.


 

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Very funny castle, now please UN-NERF MY PANTS!


 

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Nah, you guys can handle that bank robbery... they're just villains....


 

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Pass the Vegemite , kid.

(( Sorry Vegemite_Kid.....couldn't help it o.O ))


 

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Those aren't pillows!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Hi, my name is Statesman and I'd like to talk to you about Depends undergarments ...


 

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I'd go and help you deal with those miscreants, but alas my foot's asleep.


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Have you accepted Lord Recluse as your personal saviour?


 

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I cannot wait for High School Musical 4!!!