Things Statesman would never say
Sorry... I'm on my lunch break.
Who are you calling fork-face?
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

Anyone catch last week's episode of Heroes?
Of course I like Lord Recluse, he's a swell guy! It's spiders that I can't stand! EESH!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

I think I have a rash ...
It hurts when I pee.
Does this cape make me look fat?
I like big butts and I cannot lie ...
All you other heroes can't deny...
Maiden Justice? I f***ed her! OH!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

When all else fails ...CHEAT!
*hiding under his blanket*
Posi... could you check under my bed?! I think Chuck Norris is after me again...
American Maid, can clean up my place anytime.
HOLY CRAP! Why did I leave CoH for this place.
Oh wait, things he would never say...
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I'm going to undo all the Nerfs.
Very funny castle, now please UN-NERF MY PANTS!
Nah, you guys can handle that bank robbery... they're just villains....
Pass the Vegemite , kid.
(( Sorry Vegemite_Kid.....couldn't help it o.O ))
Those aren't pillows!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

Hi, my name is Statesman and I'd like to talk to you about Depends undergarments ...
I'd go and help you deal with those miscreants, but alas my foot's asleep.
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
Have you accepted Lord Recluse as your personal saviour?
I cannot wait for High School Musical 4!!!

I'm Batman.