No really, I am not Captain America.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
It's Crazy Eddies! where are prices are ... INSANE!!!
Lord Recluse, do you think it is possible that two men can have a monogomus relationship?
*state's walks into hospital* Um, my friend and i were playing with this hamster last night.....
Statesman... its short for BOB.
So, you're looking to buy a Schwinn? Let me show you our new models.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the next President of the United States, Ted Kennedy!
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Hello, I am Statesman and I am an Alt-a-holic!
Do these tights make my bulge look bigger?
What a pretty doily!
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@Portland Underground
Yes, can you direct me to where Independent Port is?
I thought I was just supposed to stand her and look pretty.
Y'know, I'm really gettin sick of these Rikti... Why don't we go invade their planet and see how they like it?
HONEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Have you seen my support strap?
Word...
Stick 'em up! This is a robbery!
I need to put pockets on my suit... I've lost so many cellphones letting those dockworkers hold it for me.
I've decided to make the STF co-op. The villains spend more time fighting Arachnos than you lot do anyway.
Someone get me a hamburger?
Where are the white women at?
What Happens in Port Oakes, stays in Port Oaks.
I made boom-boom in my pants! YYAAAAYYYYY!!
Screw Paragon City, it can save itself today. I'm going to the Bahamas.
I like wearing my underwear on the outside on Casual Fridays!
THIS IS JEOPARDY!