I'm sorry, did you want fries with that?
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Ya know what this outfit is missing? Sequins! Loads of sequins!
Get my brown pants!
Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.
Touch my tra la la la....
I've got a lovely buncha coconuts!
Hey, Jerry. Yeah I'm here to tell my girlfriend that I'm sleepin' with her goat.
I <censored> hate you people.
After you beat Lord Recluse you are required to do Jazz Hands, failure to do so will result in a failed mission.
"Is that a pickle in my pocket? Nah, im just happy to see myself!" as he stares in the mirror. lol
"Why don't I have a statue where people gather under my crotch and dance?"
If I could move from this spot, I'd kick your <censored>!
It's just a jump to the left!
~And then a step to the right~
With your hands on your hips!
~You bring your knees in tight~
Oopa! Oopa!
~But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane,~
Let's do the Time Warp again!
I'm not really here, I'm gone to the Americans!
Spare some change?
If I could see my way through the mayonnaise it would stir the kittens in my soul to even higher pancakes!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
anyone got singles for this $20? im goin to the nudie bar!
I gotta pee ...
Isn't your Coccyx something in your throat?
Hey little girl, want some candy?
So Atlas gets a statue made of him and they TAKE my cape and make it into their flag!! What the hell people!?!?!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Don't make me ... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm ... hungry.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Not tonight LR, I have a headache.
Do these tights make my butt look big?
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Okay that does it! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!