Things Statesman would never say
I want some pop-tarts
lolz dark armor
Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit
My momma always said, "Stupid is as Statesman does."
Look at what it says in the paper here. The ad says "Big Sale. Last Week." Why advertise? I already missed it! They're just rubbing it in, the bastards!
So anyone know how I can get my money back from this Nigerian?
What experience do you need to be a washed-up superhero? Well, I used to be a narrator for bad mimes...
How do I get a cape?
The Joker scares me
I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty!
And witty!
And GAY!
Start your day the Heroic way with a beneficial bowl of Hero O's. I'm Statesman and my day never goes right when I don't start off with Hero O's.
If lovin' you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
Do these tights make me look fat?
anybody seen my stuffing socks?
Itty Bitty Bikini...
::SQUISH:: ::THUNDERCLAP:: I HATE SPIDERS!
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I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
life in plastic, it's fantastic
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
imagination, life is your creation
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Nothing like sending a random PUG to get killed on the av's I should be fighting. Hehe.
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Clap on. Clap off. Wrapping your gift could prevent this.
Cat! I'm a kitty cat!
And I dance, dance, dance!
And I dance, dance, dance!
:ances with Baby New Year and sings:: You can dance if you want to.....
Run, lowbie, RUN!!
I'm Statesman and this is the insanity sharks in the kiddie pool stunt!
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."
I thought I was hanging out with a couple of serious superheroes, Synapse and Positron. I guess I was really hanging out with Lazy Boy ... an..an...and The Recliner!