Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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I thought I was hanging out with a couple of serious superheroes, Synapse and Positron. I guess I was really hanging out with Lazy Boy ... an..an...and The Recliner!


 

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I want some pop-tarts


 

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lolz dark armor


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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My momma always said, "Stupid is as Statesman does."


 

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Look at what it says in the paper here. The ad says "Big Sale. Last Week." Why advertise? I already missed it! They're just rubbing it in, the bastards!


 

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So anyone know how I can get my money back from this Nigerian?


 

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What experience do you need to be a washed-up superhero? Well, I used to be a narrator for bad mimes...


 

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How do I get a cape?


 

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The Joker scares me


 

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I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty!
And witty!
And GAY!


 

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Start your day the Heroic way with a beneficial bowl of Hero O's. I'm Statesman and my day never goes right when I don't start off with Hero O's.


 

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If lovin' you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.


 

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Do these tights make me look fat?


 

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anybody seen my stuffing socks?


 

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Itty Bitty Bikini...


 

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::SQUISH:: ::THUNDERCLAP:: I HATE SPIDERS!


 

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<.<
>.>

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
life in plastic, it's fantastic
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
imagination, life is your creation

<.<
>.>


 

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Nothing like sending a random PUG to get killed on the av's I should be fighting. Hehe.


 

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I've fallen and I can't get up!


 

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Clap on. Clap off. Wrapping your gift could prevent this.


 

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Cat! I'm a kitty cat!

And I dance, dance, dance!

And I dance, dance, dance!


 

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:ances with Baby New Year and sings:: You can dance if you want to.....


 

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Run, lowbie, RUN!!


 

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I'm Statesman and this is the insanity sharks in the kiddie pool stunt!


 

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"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."