MILFs are great!
Ahhhhh! Spiders! Spiders everywhere! Get them off of me! Get them off of me!
You got any twos?
Should I get a helmet colour that better brings out my eyes?
Dont go in that bathroom!
Let's play juggle the Port-O-Lets!
i work for homeland defense
Smell the Feet!
Catgirls make me Hawt and Bothered
If your wife is a MILF to others, doesnt that make her a MIDF to you?
Hi my name is Statesman, and I'm an alt-oholic.
Beans Beans the musical Fruit! The more you eat the more you Toot!
Hey kid, pull my finger.
Synapse should change his name to Skid Marks for the jokes.
Ooooh! Is that a catgirl? Here kitty, kitty ...
Y'know, I was a space shuttle doorgunner back in my younger days...
Look at all the n00bz
I wish I was a Regen Scrapper.
Character List
Mistress Marabelle: Oh! She sent us Lunchmeat as a present!
Globals - @Be Healed @Be Natural
Lvl 55 Tanker LFT
I want my MOMMY!!!
Fill plz.
I'm a lumbejack and I'm ok! I work all night and I sleep all day!
And whose bright idea was it to have me hang out by the docks while wearing tights?!? RECLUUUSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Who's got my binky?
Palin is a MILF