Things Statesman would never say
Never fear. I'll handle this. You young Heroes go deal with those common street thugs.

Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch
A purse snatcher?! You want me to catch a purse snatcher? I am Mother [censored] Statesman!
I aer t3h |]00|\/| 0f j00r br00|]
The servers go down Mon/Fri morning so you bastards won't try to get a long weekend playing MRUAHAHAHA
For a limited time I charge only $19.95 to power level you to lvl 20 and only $99 to powerlevel you to 50.
Looking for a level 47 to mid.
Don't even look at me. You're on your own, b!tches.
Look! I added a shoulder bunny.
I really hope that package from Victoria's Secret gets here soon. I wanna play "dress up" with LR!
[censored] PvP
I totally pawnzed this nooblet today. He was in SC saying like "Tohit is the same as accuracy," and I was like !!!? I said like, "You don't know jack, let's see how you pvp naaaaao! So he and I both charge each other with our heavies and I like, phased just when I was about to die, then I popped a bunch of purps and reds, unphased and took him out with my Statesman pvp skillz.
U TEZ
Yep, I work on my butt 2 hours a day, thats how LR likes it.
I can haz ur stuffs?
You can haz meh stuffs, I'm heading to Champions Online
Indian Superman Is my favorite hero video because of the solid affects and oscar-quality, acting.
State's Favorite Hero Video
Hmmm ... I wonder if Superman is lookin' for a sidekick ...
/e rubs chin
No, really here is my favorite video of all time
William Shatners Rocket Man
"I store Bacon in my Helmet"
"The Stars on my uniform? Both Detachable and Edible."
"I Married a Rularru."
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
"The tip of a shoelace is called an aglet, its true purpose is sinister." The Question
I eat kittens
I kick puppies.
Hey kid, why don't you go back to table-top RPG's?
I [tentacle smashed] ur mom with my [hammer of justice]
If I had tossed those shoes at George Bush I wouldn't have missed
Stop.... Hammer time