Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Stop.... Hammer time


 

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Never fear. I'll handle this. You young Heroes go deal with those common street thugs.



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The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch

 

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A purse snatcher?! You want me to catch a purse snatcher? I am Mother [censored] Statesman!


 

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I aer t3h |]00|\/| 0f j00r br00|]


 

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The servers go down Mon/Fri morning so you bastards won't try to get a long weekend playing MRUAHAHAHA


 

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For a limited time I charge only $19.95 to power level you to lvl 20 and only $99 to powerlevel you to 50.


 

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Looking for a level 47 to mid.


 

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Don't even look at me. You're on your own, b!tches.


 

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Look! I added a shoulder bunny.


 

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I really hope that package from Victoria's Secret gets here soon. I wanna play "dress up" with LR!


 

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[censored] PvP


 

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I totally pawnzed this nooblet today. He was in SC saying like "Tohit is the same as accuracy," and I was like !!!? I said like, "You don't know jack, let's see how you pvp naaaaao! So he and I both charge each other with our heavies and I like, phased just when I was about to die, then I popped a bunch of purps and reds, unphased and took him out with my Statesman pvp skillz.


 

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U TEZ


 

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Yep, I work on my butt 2 hours a day, thats how LR likes it.


 

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I can haz ur stuffs?


 

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You can haz meh stuffs, I'm heading to Champions Online


 

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Hmmm ... I wonder if Superman is lookin' for a sidekick ...

/e rubs chin


 

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"I store Bacon in my Helmet"

"The Stars on my uniform? Both Detachable and Edible."

"I Married a Rularru."


My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

"The tip of a shoelace is called an aglet, its true purpose is sinister." The Question

 

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I eat kittens


 

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I kick puppies.


 

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Hey kid, why don't you go back to table-top RPG's?


 

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I [tentacle smashed] ur mom with my [hammer of justice]


 

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If I had tossed those shoes at George Bush I wouldn't have missed