Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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I rent out Sister Psyche for Inf...


 

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I feel bloated. Does my suit make me look fat?


 

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I don't know about you, but I really don't mind Zombie Vommit


 

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Blue Steel's a pansy.


 

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Recluse? He's not so bad. Now Ru Paul, that guy scares me.


 

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I just rocked totally to the max with my 80's rock toppers cd set.


 

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/em Drunk and Rowdy

"...yerr all foolsh.... me and the skuls are buddys......."


 

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Oh, Positron and I saw the cutest little man-bags at the store yesterday. They have a pink, horse pattern and we are SO going to match at the night club this Friday.


 

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Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.


 

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Has anyone seen my Banana Hammock ?


 

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You gonna pick up that soap?


 

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Quoting Shakespeare (sorta)

"To Porn or Not To Porn, is my wife home? that is the question"


 

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Luke, I am your Father.


 

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"You know, I could use an ice cold Zima right now."


 

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Eh ... To hell with it. I give up.


 

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Perrier now thats a MANS drink


 

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I like turtles!


 

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I really wish I'd remembered to wear underwear today


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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No No No...I don't deserve the power of Zeus.......


 

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I really hope Lord Recluse calls me back this time ...


 

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Ok, fine, I'll take off my mask, it's me, PERRY COMO

"Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Never let it fade away. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket"


 

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What am I doing with this deck brush and soap?

Why I am cleaning the mean streets of Paragon ofcourse.


 

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I'm moving to Harlem, where it's safe.


 

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Pardon me, but do you have any grey poop on?


 

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I killed Kenny!! I'm a [censored]!