Things Statesman would never say
I feel bloated. Does my suit make me look fat?
I don't know about you, but I really don't mind Zombie Vommit
Blue Steel's a pansy.
Recluse? He's not so bad. Now Ru Paul, that guy scares me.
I just rocked totally to the max with my 80's rock toppers cd set.
/em Drunk and Rowdy
"...yerr all foolsh.... me and the skuls are buddys......."
Oh, Positron and I saw the cutest little man-bags at the store yesterday. They have a pink, horse pattern and we are SO going to match at the night club this Friday.
Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.
Has anyone seen my Banana Hammock ?
You gonna pick up that soap?
Quoting Shakespeare (sorta)
"To Porn or Not To Porn, is my wife home? that is the question"
Luke, I am your Father.
"You know, I could use an ice cold Zima right now."
Eh ... To hell with it. I give up.
Perrier now thats a MANS drink
I like turtles!
I really wish I'd remembered to wear underwear today
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
No No No...I don't deserve the power of Zeus.......
I really hope Lord Recluse calls me back this time ...
Ok, fine, I'll take off my mask, it's me, PERRY COMO
"Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Never let it fade away. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket"
What am I doing with this deck brush and soap?
Why I am cleaning the mean streets of Paragon ofcourse.
I'm moving to Harlem, where it's safe.
Pardon me, but do you have any grey poop on?
I killed Kenny!! I'm a [censored]!
I rent out Sister Psyche for Inf...