Things Statesman would never say
"I QUIT!!!!!!"................er, wait......

Conjunction Junction What's the deal with giving me conjunctivitis?
Manticore was part of a hiring quota. I apologize.
That Ms Liberty sure is fine...
What you mean she is my Grandchild?
*pulls on cape and pulls out wallet*
How much do I owe you Recluse?
*sigh* Okay! That does it! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!
Be gentle Castle, this is my first time.
I so wanted to be Superman, but copyright issues prevented that.
Sometimes, I just want to put on a tutu and dance.
This Statesman gig is much sweeter than my old burlesque show.
You do realize the real Statesman died years ago, right? I'm just an actor hired to play Statesman so that Recluse won't attack. Why do you think I never handle these missions myself?
That Viagra ? Good stuff !
That Sister Psyche, she can probe me anytime.
Yar, mateys!
Will you sign my helmet?

Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch
Not another batch of lowbie recruits.
I wonder if Lord British would pay for a space flight for me?
I wonder why we don't have a wider variety of restaraunts in Paragon City.
Will someone make these NPCs quit pushing me around!!!
*/cue John Cleese imitation*
"Here I am, the #1 hero of Paragon City, and look where they park me. You'd think I'd have a nice spot at Portal Corporation, or a overview of the canals in Founder's Falls, or even the top of the sandpile in Talos City. But NOOOOOOO!!! I get the armpit of the city standing on a freaking rustbucket in Independence Port. And will somebody please kill THAT BLOODY LUSCA!!!!!"
*pulls out his cellphone*
Statesman here... what?! What do you mean, Positron has a date?! I didn't say he could have a social life! It was bad enough with Manticore, he never listens to me anyway, but Positron?! You tell him to get his armored a** back to the base RIGHT... NOW!!!
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
"With all of the buzz around Issue 13, the new hires, and stuff...I'm Baaaaack!!"
I actually wouldn't be supprised to hear him say that
However he would not say... "Hey guys, I'm here but this time, let's go for a change of pace and listen to your ideas, because in reality, you know the game better than we do, and we want to make the game better for you, and not just design it how we think the game should work."
Could someone help me with lacing up my girdle?