Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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What was that line from the Incredibles? Something along the lines of...

" No matter how many times you save the world it always manages to stay in jeopardy...."
found Here. " I feel like the maid. I just cleaned this mess! Can you keep it clean for 10 minutes!


 

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"You know, I never really wanted to be a superhero. I wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!"


 

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So when i13 comes live, does that mean my day job will be a sailor or a dockworker? I wonder if they're gonna do an episode of Deadliest Catch about me?


 

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Oi guys! Come check out this tollie I left in the loo! It's huuuuuuge!


 

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Wanna see your Thanksgiving turkey fly ?


 

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Y'know, this half-mask I'm wearing is really stupid. I mean, c'mon! It offers no measurable protection from the sides or back, damn all protection for the lower jaw, and as far as masking my features...fergeddabout it. I mean, this mask wouldn't fool Helen Keller! Just what was I thinking?!?


 

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Momma little baby loves shortnin' shortnin'....


 

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I can only help one person a day.... AND TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY!!

>.>

<.<

...and tomorrow isnt looking too good either.


"You wear a mask to hide who you are, I wear a mask to show who I am"

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My grand-daughter did what? I'm so getting my family name legally changed.


 

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Momma little baby loves shortnin' shortnin'....

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ROFL. Ok. end of thread. This won.


 

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Momma little baby loves shortnin' shortnin'....

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ROFL. Ok. end of thread. This won.

[/ QUOTE ] Posi prays that the video never sees the light of day.


 

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You're not planning on wearing THAT into the sewers, are you? I mean, come on, the sewers are bad enough as is.


 

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Before you fight Lord Recluse, could you ask him for the ten bucks he owes me?


 

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I was going to be Canucksman (Canada) but then we'd have to move Paragon City to Ontario.


 

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Oh go ahead, we made the shields set BECAUSE we wanted 1000's of Capt. America Clones.


 

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I'm embarassed to ask, but I spend so much time on this ship. Can one of you buy me preparation H cooling gel? It's the blue tube, not the white one.(hands you a 20). (makes an uncomfortable, standing on one leg pose).


 

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I'm still standing... yeah, yeah, yeah...

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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Has anyone seen a bathroom sign on this ship? I've been looking for the head for 4 years, now.


 

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Can I haz moar complaints???


 

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Have you ever seen 12 inches?


/em pulls out a ruler


 

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I still think "Let's Buff Regen!" is the hands down winner.


Shard Warrior - 50 MA/Regen/BM Scrapper

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"Whatever evils come this way... we will be there to stop them."

 

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This mask is so itchy!


 

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Hit it guys let's rock this Love Tub with some Barry White courtesy of yours truly.


 

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After you beat Lord Recluse, ask Ghost Widow if she's seeing anyone.