Things Statesman would never say
To infinity, and beyond!
Smack my head with that Heavy Mallet. I wanna hear bells !
"What now?! Well Lord Recluse can wait! I'm in a quest on WoW right now! Gah! Dammit my mage!"
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"Anyone know of a good site to get Influence from? I really need to get decked out in Purple IOs."
"More Ovaltine, please."
"I wish I was as optimistic as Synapse."
"I wish I could be called Captain Quickie like Synapse"
"Now I know why they call Synapse 'Captain Quickie.'"
"Recluse why don't you visit anymore? Was it because of the shower incident?"
"Y'know, maybe I was wrong about the enhancement diversification thing."
Spam...Spam... Spam...Spam...what is this my mailbox or the menu at a diner in Hawaii?
"Maybe it's time to leave Paragon City and move on to something else."
No, wait...
Man ... these panties are giving me a wedgie ... Why did I let Recluse talk me into wearing them?
You heroes nowadays have no idea how tough we had it, back in the day.
You kids get off my granddaughter!
So..Detra.. wanan play cops & robbers.... Wha do ya mean i have to pay for it?? C'mon I am Statesman!! can i get a discount at least?
<-----wants a whip emote! (checks off list, thank you Going Rogue! *smooches*)
<-----wants female & customizable MM pets!
[Local] Free.Fall: Detra TF.. timed. last 30 minutes with handcuffs on..no one has collected the badge yet..
You heroes don't know how easy you have it today. I had to walk to my missions, barefoot... in the snow... uphill...
...both ways.
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
"Hmm......Corn? I don't remember eatin' corn!"
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"Who's your daddy?"
If I were a rich man, aidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deedle daidle dum....
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came my fist and smashed the spider's guts because WE HATE SPIDERS IN PARAGON CITY!
"I'm sick of being on this aircraft carrier. Next time, you guys are gonna be on this aircraft carrier. I've been on this aircraft carrier for almost five years."
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
Oh, the things these sailors say when ya'll aren't around. Hilarious.
*hopping on a sofa* I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!....I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!