I like big butts
When the <censored> did we get ice cream?!?
Nothing's more Heroic than mass transit.
hey LR, lets go on a double date
Hello Pizza hut? I run a charity organization and need 15 free pizza's delivered to the following address *gives Rogue Isles Arachnos building address*
I13? yea we want it to crash and crash and crash
This cape is choking me!
Santa this is what we call breaking and entering. Now prepare for your [censored] whuppin'.
LFT
P/L MEEE!!!!!!
Demon farm looking for lvl 46+ mentors. PST for invite.
Dude can anyone PL my alt? I am Statesman IRL.
I'm gonna nerf myself.
There once was a lady from Nantucket.
Man, that Lord Recluse is sexay!
Jock Itch, or as we call it "Ghost Widows Revenge"
LR calls States
"Hey States, you switched our mask up last night."
"What, no I didn't, I've got mine right... Damn, I've got to quit drinking so much when were out partying."
"You know you can't just fly over here w/o it, people will find it overly suspicious."
"Nah, I'm going to wear yours and cause some havoc on the way over to pick mine up."
Click.
Pikachu, I choose you!
That Dr. Phil is really a man's man.
Oprah is my Sugar Momma.
We Beta test.... Honest!
1 guy and 2 minutes is all we need for a Beta Test.
Come 'er and give Daddy Statesman some loving!
LR stop dating Liberty
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!