is it just me or does Posi have a sexy behind on him.
I hear Body Glide is a great way to prevent chafing when wearing tights.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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((smacks his lips))
Do I look like a guy who has a plan?
Are your hands warm? Cause mine are freezing and I have to go to the bathroom.
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Maybe saying I will stand here on this boat never moving until the Detroit Lions won a game was not such a good idea... 0-16! DAMN IT!!! NOW I HAVE TO STAND HERE THROUGH OFF SEASON!!!
Have you seen my wedding band? Recluse is gonna kill me if I go home without it again!
Does anyone realize yet that the Task Force I send them on ends up on Freedom Phalanx's Funniest Task Force Moments?
Hold on a sec, I gotta take this call.
Hello?
Hey there honey!
I miss you too.
mmhmm, uh huh ...
Right ... milk, bread, eggs ...
K Recluse, see you when I get home sweetie!
I LOVE YOU!!
Ok, you were asking about a task force?
Do the stars make me look fat?
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
I'm tired. Numina, you herd those next 2 mobs.
Does this spandex make me look fat?
i punch kittens.
You know, I always wanted to be a door greeter at Wal-Mart. I wonder if they're hiring...
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
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Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Where's the party?
*Heavy beats*
YO!
I'm the Statesman and I'm here to say
I'm bringing you justice every night and day
All you whack chumps of evil
coming from the rogue isle
Gonna get yo self slapped
it'll make me smile
Got my Posse in the Phalanx
and they got my back
All you [censored] in Arachnos are
JUST PLAIN WHACK
*Beatbox solo*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
Ooooohhhhh ...
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner!
No, I am not The Shoveler, why do you ask?
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
One day, one day! I will make American IDOL! DAMN YOU SIMON COWELL AND YOUR WITTY BRITISH MOCKERY!
Would you like to know more about E.D.?
I have the Reformed badge and you dont! Na na na naaa naaaaaaaa na!
Hey you! Yes! you! Want a "date" with my grand-daughter?
Let me let you in on a little secret, just because you're a superhero, doesn't mean that you can pop 5 Viagra at one time. Trust me on this one!
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America' for an amount of 'up to, and including, my life'.
Visit Amarillo
Check out my arcs: MA# 494947, "Operation: RISING STORM", MA# 407176, "I Got Your Mothership Right Here!"
Anyone seen my tin-foil hat?
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Ok hero, take this note to the bank in PI and tell them you are running an errand for me. Take this gun and flash it at the teller to prove to them that it's from me. Make sure you get to the front of the line quickly, usually tellin everyone to "move out of the way" or "get down" does the trick.