Oompa Loompa, doopity doo ...
Dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Underwear on the outside? Please! I don't even wear underwear on the inside!
Oh phooey.
f I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Hey baby, can i get fries with that shake?
...oh, i'm sorry, sir.
It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Zeus-y I'm Hooooooome (Ricky Ricardo voice)
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f I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
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(My school is doing that play, its gonna be awesome! *ahem* back to the Statesman stuff. :P)
*Cough* Someone get me my inhaler!! *cough*
*plucking petals off a flower*
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me ... not. 
Yes, is this Cryptic Studios? I'd like to speak with Jack Emmert please. Tell him Statesman is calling.
Yes, that's right Statesman.
Spell it? S T A.......
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
Anyone know when my butt double will arrive?
...did i say butt? i meant STUNT! STUNT DOUBLE.
....you think i do my own stunts? please.
Anyone see where them catgirls went?
Nuke'm Girls they are everywhere!
I have to see a man about a horse.
Its not what it seems! Silver Mantis was robbing the Easy Sleep Inn and when I rushed into her room to grapple her so she could not use her deadly attacks on nearby civilians my lightning set off the vibrating bed.
Wanna get high?
Positron? I f***ed him! OH!!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
I gotta poo ...
Ya know, I'd really like to see ANOTHER Captain America clone right about now.
Sidekick rushes in, "Statesman, Rikti are invading Atlas Park!!!1111one"
Statesman, "DON'T interrupt me when I'm playing with my dollies!"
Do you want to see my Hannah Montana tattoo?
ZOMG I love iCarly! That show is teh awesome!
thats your tank hahaha hear your can of fail sause to go.
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
Captain who? Nope, never heard of him.
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat