Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Uwe Boll is the man!


Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe

 

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QUIET!!! I'm trying to watch Dora The Explorer!


 

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Sister Psyche used to be a man?


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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bah weep granah weep ninni bong

(( from Transformers, the cartoon movie ))


 

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Where's a real hero when you need one?


 

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I should Dial 'M' for Monkey


 

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Oooh! Shiny!


 

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*Storms out of a Duff Beer factory in his underwear and a towel wrapped around his neck floating in the breeze*
I AM THE LIZZARD QUEEN!!!


 

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*after eating ice cream too fast*

Faceplate freeze!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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On every other Tuesday, I become Stateswoman!


 

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Does anybody know where my ballet shoes are? Oh and can anyone hem? My tutu is a little big since i went to Jenny Craig and started my Waist Watchers diet.


 

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*Inside Paragon Police Head Quarters after reports of Captain America being shot Statseman is interrogated*
Police Chief: "I think you murdered him because he looked better in red, white, and blue."

Statesman: "I did not murder him."

Police Chief: "He even had a cool shield he could throw. You don't..."

Statesman: "I did NOT murder him."

Police Chief: "...heck, he was, and will always be, an icon for comics. Something that you just couldn't hand-"

*Statseman pounds his fits on table*
Statseman: "I DID NOT MURDER HIM!!!"


 

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Stateman: Manticore buy me PIE and a monkey named BOBO


 

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"I'm Sorry"


Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf

 

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On every other Tuesday, I become Stateswoman!

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And every Sunday I become States-Lad!

*prances around in underoos*


 

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"So I was getting my feet done at Dina's place when she told me that Amy bumped into Elaine, who was walking with Phillip - you know... Sandra's ex Phillip - well, anyway, she was like trying not to make eye contact with her - whatever - and then ..."


 

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... do you have this in pink?


 

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Think I'm gonna get sued by a pedestrian for whiplash when I grabbed them from the Freakshow and took off really fast.


 

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Rob Liefeld has a new comic called Super Statesman! He says this is his own original concept and he looks exactly like me! That is it! I am going to my second build and use my eye beams to torch his unoriginal copywrite stealing {censored}!


 

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Im going to warn you i look good in a tutu


 

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"Did I ever tell you about the time I cosplayed Freddy Mercury?"


 

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I've decided to join the ranks of Arachnos... Farewell Paragon City!


 

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Im about to shake my money maker


 

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Yay!! My mommy packed my favorite lunch today!! PB&J with the crusts cut off!!


... what? No juice-box?



That <censored><censored>!!


 

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When I grow up, I want to be just like Judd Nelson.