Things Statesman would never say
QUIET!!! I'm trying to watch Dora The Explorer!
Sister Psyche used to be a man?
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

bah weep granah weep ninni bong
(( from Transformers, the cartoon movie ))
Where's a real hero when you need one?
I should Dial 'M' for Monkey
Oooh! Shiny!
*Storms out of a Duff Beer factory in his underwear and a towel wrapped around his neck floating in the breeze*
I AM THE LIZZARD QUEEN!!!
*after eating ice cream too fast*
Faceplate freeze!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

On every other Tuesday, I become Stateswoman!

Does anybody know where my ballet shoes are? Oh and can anyone hem? My tutu is a little big since i went to Jenny Craig and started my Waist Watchers diet.
*Inside Paragon Police Head Quarters after reports of Captain America being shot Statseman is interrogated*
Police Chief: "I think you murdered him because he looked better in red, white, and blue."
Statesman: "I did not murder him."
Police Chief: "He even had a cool shield he could throw. You don't..."
Statesman: "I did NOT murder him."
Police Chief: "...heck, he was, and will always be, an icon for comics. Something that you just couldn't hand-"
*Statseman pounds his fits on table*
Statseman: "I DID NOT MURDER HIM!!!"
Stateman: Manticore buy me PIE and a monkey named BOBO
"I'm Sorry"
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On every other Tuesday, I become Stateswoman!
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And every Sunday I become States-Lad!
*prances around in underoos*
"So I was getting my feet done at Dina's place when she told me that Amy bumped into Elaine, who was walking with Phillip - you know... Sandra's ex Phillip - well, anyway, she was like trying not to make eye contact with her - whatever - and then ..."
... do you have this in pink?
Think I'm gonna get sued by a pedestrian for whiplash when I grabbed them from the Freakshow and took off really fast.
Rob Liefeld has a new comic called Super Statesman! He says this is his own original concept and he looks exactly like me! That is it! I am going to my second build and use my eye beams to torch his unoriginal copywrite stealing {censored}!

Im going to warn you i look good in a tutu
"Did I ever tell you about the time I cosplayed Freddy Mercury?"
I've decided to join the ranks of Arachnos... Farewell Paragon City!
Im about to shake my money maker
Yay!! My mommy packed my favorite lunch today!! PB&J with the crusts cut off!!
... what? No juice-box?
That <censored><censored>!!
When I grow up, I want to be just like Judd Nelson.
Uwe Boll is the man!
Troy Hickman - So proud to have contributed to and played in this wonderful CoH universe