Things Statesman would never say


Aisynia

 

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Nice job on the i13 pvp, Castle, nice job.


 

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*States and Manticore standing next to each other*

Wounder Twin Powers Activate


 

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"After a crushing defeat at the end of the LRSF"
See....what had happen was......


 

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It's raining men! Halleljuah Its raining men!!


 

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Is it just me or does anyone else's spandex ride up during a long fight?


 

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Anyone got change for a dollar?


 

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I'm gonna go on a beer run. Any of yous comin'?


 

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Hey Manti, are you kidding me, you actually rolled a TA?


 

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So I decided to check out WoW ...


 

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Hey Lord Recluse, instead of fighting this time, let's just do "rock paper sissors"


 

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If you think the faceplate is stupid you should have seen the tri-corner hat and frilly cuffs look!


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.


 

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Does anyone have a spare States-pad? I'm flowing pretty heavy right now.


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Autobots, roll out!


 

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I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him!


 

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Here I come to save the day!


 

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Get the gimp.


 

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Reach in that bag and get my wallet. *sigh* It's the one that says Bad Mother<censored> ...


 

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And if I flex my pinky..... skadoosh....


"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull

"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

 

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Dewd!! Road trip!!


 

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*Statesman finishes reading the Marvel Civil War and Positron walks in* Oh &^% NO


 

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The more I look at my retirement plans and how the market is doing, maybe Ol'Recluse had the right idea


 

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I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a ******'s <censored>