Things Statesman would never say
*States and Manticore standing next to each other*
Wounder Twin Powers Activate
"After a crushing defeat at the end of the LRSF"
See....what had happen was......
It's raining men! Halleljuah Its raining men!!
Like my states thong
Is it just me or does anyone else's spandex ride up during a long fight?
Anyone got change for a dollar?
I'm gonna go on a beer run. Any of yous comin'?
Hey Manti, are you kidding me, you actually rolled a TA?
So I decided to check out WoW ...
Where's my change???
Hey Lord Recluse, instead of fighting this time, let's just do "rock paper sissors"
If you think the faceplate is stupid you should have seen the tri-corner hat and frilly cuffs look!
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.
Does anyone have a spare States-pad? I'm flowing pretty heavy right now.
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

Autobots, roll out!
I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him!
Here I come to save the day!
Get the gimp.
Reach in that bag and get my wallet. *sigh* It's the one that says Bad Mother<censored> ...
And if I flex my pinky..... skadoosh....
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat

Dewd!! Road trip!!
*Statesman finishes reading the Marvel Civil War and Positron walks in* Oh &^% NO
The more I look at my retirement plans and how the market is doing, maybe Ol'Recluse had the right idea
I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a ******'s <censored>
Nice job on the i13 pvp, Castle, nice job.