What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor
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Ad Astra,
Posted on: 2009-01-22 17:49 in Forum Games
We carve everything, down to the bone.
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You did say Hello Kitty, right Jake?
" ... so the test came back positive ... "
*from big, burly man* "Hello sweetie, would you like some herbal tea?"
*During the tattooing*
Whoops! Caught myself daydreaming!
"Oops! Let me start over!"
*Sound of torn flesh being squished together and thrown against a wall*
Dang..DANG! OMG...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Lou, I got the shakes again ...
I'm colorblind!
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hey, this cheap ink runs bad...oh well...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� puff puff pass
Comic and Hero/Villain Culture
Saturday January 29th, 2005 (12:37 PM) ~ Monday August 9th, 2010
Those Who Lived It Will Remember Long after your Ban Hammer Crumbles and the servers flicker dead.
We Will Remember This One Moment In Time! ~ Shadow Ravenwolf
Did anyone see a very large man walking around with a half a horse tattooed on his upper inner thigh?
Oh.. wow.. bummer... I THOUGHT it was going to look really cool when I made like this lace doilie kind of design around the outside...
but... um.. ya...
it doesn't.
You got a tattoo WHERE!?!
Huh, I've never seen this much blood loss from a tattoo before.
Oh crap! I was looking at the wrong pattern!
Who woulda thought Hello Kitty would look so good on such a big, strong man?
Today we're having Ulli step in to do your tattoo. Oh, did we mention he likes cookies... a lot 
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!
We'll get that fixed up in a jiffy! *pause* Hand me the pliers.
Smile, You're on Candid Camera
Wait wait wait.... YOUR girlfriend's name is Heather and HIS is Brittany.... oh... ah...
Have fun with that one, guys.
Say... ain't you da guy what's datin' muh sister? Sit rite down, pal!
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How about a kermit the frog?
You want a tattoo that will "grow?"
Dude... this won't fit there.
Whoa! Sorry, slipped...