What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor


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Are you trying to get me arrested?!


 

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So you want me to make it just like the picture?
Ok.
I have done that before, want to a see a picture of my work?


 

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*on phone*
I'm sorry you did WHAT with the needles last night????

*on phone*
yeah, that Tsoo ink sure comes cheap...

*on Phone*

...everyone's sick as a dog over here, but I can't afford to lose today of busiess, so... what the hell.

*on Phone*

yeah, half my workers were sick today, so I just went over to the homeless shelter to et a few replacements...


 

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Is anyone missing a toe?


 

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Oh, sorry! I thought you meant 'Kick Me!'


 

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Oops, I guess the new guy is color-blind. But the red Kermit the Frog looks kinda cute anyway, diesn't he?


Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!

Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon

"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."

 

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Stop! Don't tickle me while I am giving a tattoo. Remember the midget tattoo?