What you DON'T want to hear in a tattoo parlor
So you want me to make it just like the picture?
Ok.
I have done that before, want to a see a picture of my work?
*on phone*
I'm sorry you did WHAT with the needles last night????
*on phone*
yeah, that Tsoo ink sure comes cheap...
*on Phone*
...everyone's sick as a dog over here, but I can't afford to lose today of busiess, so... what the hell.
*on Phone*
yeah, half my workers were sick today, so I just went over to the homeless shelter to et a few replacements...
Is anyone missing a toe?
Oh, sorry! I thought you meant 'Kick Me!'
Oops, I guess the new guy is color-blind. But the red Kermit the Frog looks kinda cute anyway, diesn't he?
Altoholic - but a Blaster at Heart!
Originally Posted by SpyralPegacyon
"You gave us a world where we could fly. I can't thank you enough for that."
Stop! Don't tickle me while I am giving a tattoo. Remember the midget tattoo?
Are you trying to get me arrested?!